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Funny Sentences In SPAM E-Mails...

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You know, I hate spam e-mails that promise giant erections as much as the next guy, but some of the language they use to get through spam filters is downright poetic. Let's start collecting them, some of them are pretty good reads! This one just came in, with the promise of "butter SeX in the from of a Cizalis" (when did Snoop Dogg start selling erectile dysfunction pills?) anyway, here goes:

=== "Then, Fletch," that bright creature said to him, and the voice was
So there we were in the repository. I was watching him and seeing what Livingston Seagull fired directly through the center of Breakfast Flock, heart thumping, his memory fading, and he was embarrassed and yet he
"Very well, Fletcher. Remember what we were saying about one's body
"What the hell do you think you're doing, mister?"

"Maynard Gull, you have the freedom to be yourself, your true self,
"Yes, that's what I'm saying."
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Pretty fucking awesome take on the classics, no?