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To illustrate the peculiar sense of humor that was required to survive "the previous system" - example:
A guy goes through customs at the airport after getting back to the country. Customs officer asks him about his weight.
- ...? 122 pounds.
- That's odd, when you were leaving you weighted 125...
- Well, I've lost some weight and...
- That will be 30...
- What?
- Ten for each pound lost, isn't it simple?
- But why...?
- And what do you think? You get back with few pounds less, if everybody would do so, there would be less citizens here, in our fair country! Education?
- ...I've got a degree in...
- That makes 60.
- ???
Customs officer shows him a big banner saying "Each pound of educated citizen is the biggest asset of our Nation!"
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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and there's something i've been wondering for quite a while: why do Americans remake successful European movies? couldn't they just dub them or subtitle them like we do here with US movies? i mean, it worked for "amelie", so why didn't they also do it for "birdcage" or "la totale" (= "true lies") for example?
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Monty Python- Holy Grail
Monty Python- Life of Brian
Spaceballs
Blazing Saddles
Well, let me add some:
1. Any movie involving cross-dressing, and the efforts made in protecting the 'secret' are usually very amusing. 2 movies come to mind: Mrs. Doubtfire and Tootsie.
Mrs. Doubtfire: Twas the drink that killed him...
Miranda: How awful, he was an alcoholic?
Mrs. Doubtfire: No, he was hit by a Guinness truck.
2. Monty Python's the Meaning of Life- Yes, its raunchy, disgusting, and thoroughly detestible at times, but the fat man and his 'wafer thin mint' was great.
3. How is it no one mentioned the original Lampoon, Animal House!!
Bluto: Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!
Otter: Germans?
Boon: Forget it, he's rolling.
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Originally posted by: motti_soL
becaus - sorry if i offend any maericans/USians - they think they can do it better; but they are bound by their political correctness, ad its awful!
No, its because most americans dont like going to the theater and reading subtitles.
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and I watched some Fernandel movies when I was younger, but I don't really remember them. still, I know they made me laugh, so they must be good. ummh...I should really try to see them again.
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I mean, HAAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHHHAHAHA!!!
just kidding.
I'd have to say Spaceballs.
"Pizza the Hutt!"
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and what about the meaning of life
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide
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"It's a Jump... to Conclusions mat!"
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Motti, you've gotta see that flick. It's classic.
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.
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"Almost All Things Film Junkie"
Tsk tsk.
Rent it.
Don't pass go, don't collect $200. Just go.
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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