Fun With Seuss

Author: ADigitalMan
Date: 5-Mar-2007, 10:29 AM

Author: ADigitalMan
Time: 5-Mar-2007 10:29 AM
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I clearly have too much time on my hands.

I always find it funny when Seuss is unintentionally perverted. I scanned in a couple of moments for the immature 12-year-old in each of you.

http://img338.imageshack.us/img338/9433/luckyei4.jpg

http://img151.imageshack.us/img151/6128/toomanydavesyn6.jpg

Additionally, here's something I posted over on the Superman Forum.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/5027/perryseussxo1.jpg

Share your own Seuss moments.

I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 5-Mar-2007 3:15 PM
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I can't say I'm familiar with the Harry Haddow stuff, but I'm sure Gizz must have some appropriate context in the story, and I'm very curious to know what it is. But still...!

So does that mean if you ever see a man without a shadow it means he has erectile problems?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Darth Chaltab
Time: 5-Mar-2007 4:06 PM
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Either that or he's a vampire wearing sunblock.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 5-Mar-2007 4:10 PM
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Hmm, possible, but it's not a risk I'd take... if I was a vampire, that is...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: Rob
Time: 6-Mar-2007 1:04 PM
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Leave Dr. Suess alone you mother fucker, or I'll put YOU in the zoo. "Gizz" is pronounced with a hard G like Goat, only a fag would arbitrarily decide to pronounce it "Jizz". A muff is a hand warmer, and was so long before it became slang for vagina. Close this thread and take off. You can go in a Crunk-Car if you wish.

HARMY RULES

Author: Stinky-Dinkins
Time: 6-Mar-2007 4:36 PM
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Originally posted by: Rob
A muff is a hand warmer, and was so long before it became slang for vagina.

BULLSHIT!

Author: ADigitalMan
Time: 7-Mar-2007 9:25 AM
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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
I can't say I'm familiar with the Harry Haddow stuff, but I'm sure Gizz must have some appropriate context in the story, and I'm very curious to know what it is. But still...

No context whatsoever. That page had no other story attached. It was from "Did I Ever Tell You How Lucky You Are" where a guru in the desert tells a kid about how much worse all these other persons' lives are. Harry Haddow apparently has bad Gizz. End of character development.

I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.

Author: Gaffer Tape
Time: 7-Mar-2007 9:29 AM
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Wow, isn't that just... wonderful. And, in other news, one Soggy Muff, coming up! I don't know how I missed that page earlier!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

Author: C3PX
Time: 7-Mar-2007 9:35 AM
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Sometimes you just have to just wonder if perhaps the good doctor wasn't giggling himself silly while writing some of these "unintentionally perverted" lines.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape