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You should all appreciate this:

Jessica
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
Um...

Is that scene going to be in the actual movie?!


Looks like a magazine/publicity shoot. I'd be surprised if it is. Regardless, her current/soon-to-be-ex husband (if one believes the tabloids) is a moron.

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*detects flop*


Oh yeah...it will do ok the first weekend and then flop. And it should.

But that said...

DAAAA-YUMMMM!



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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
A moron for divorcing her?

I'll say.


Even though she's dumb as a post and annoying as hell?

No matter how hot a woman is, there's always a guy who's sick of her.

I think Nick will do just fine. There are plenty of women just as beautiful--and smarter.
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No matter how hot a woman is, there's always a guy who's sick of her.


very, very true!
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Uh...whats that sticking out of the back of her suit?

"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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Does that mean she killed Roger Podacter?
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man she is dumber then a door knob, if anyone ever watched newly wedds they woudl have seen the devorce coming right away.
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man she is dumber then a door knob, if anyone ever watched newly wedds they woudl have seen the devorce coming right away.


There's probably a big difference between how she is in real life, and how she was on tv. Is she unintelligent? Seems like it. However, she could be incredibly loving and compassionate. She could make up for low iq in other ways.

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I don't see how Nick can stand that dimwit. I have watched Newlyweds, as well, and while I wonder how much of it may be an act for ratings, I still think she is dumb as a doorknob. Beautiful? No question. But I just can't stand her.
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I don't see how Nick can stand that dimwit. I have watched Newlyweds, as well, and while I wonder how much of it may be an act for ratings, I still think she is dumb as a doorknob. Beautiful? No question. But I just can't stand her.


I think she's not the sharpest tool in the shed, no question. However, considering the bulk of the kids that are coming out of our educational system (and my wife's a teacher...she'll back me on this) she's hardly unique. I just believe she may make up for it by being a very loving, devoted wife, or a good mother, etc. Love is blind, not just in terms of looks, but in other ways.

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I just believe she may make up for it by being a very loving, devoted wife, or a good mother, etc.


Let's hope.
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I'm not a huge fan but I will say that she comes off as someone who knows her mental limits and is not afraid to play on them to poke fun at herself. And a good sense of humor is something that I find appealing in anyone. Plus she's not afraid to do those 'I had zits' infomercials... lol.

On the other hand, at least she's not an idiotic, sadistic, stuck up slut-bag like Paris Hilton!
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On the other hand, at least she's not an idiotic, sadistic, stuck up slut-bag like Paris Hilton!


Or the over-exposed, talentless, media whore that is Britney Spears.
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On the other hand, at least she's not an idiotic, sadistic, stuck up slut-bag like Paris Hilton!


Or the over-exposed, talentless, media whore that is Britney Spears.


LOL!!!
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....or a slutbag whore called Christina Aguliera.
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w00t

I am having mixed emotions. I'll just leave it at this: why is Paris Hilton famous? She doesn't have a career, or even a real job. She has been in like ONE film (her cameo in Zoolander doesn't count) and she has done NOTHING to benefit the world in any way. So WHY is she famous. She has done NOTHING, and yet the media give her all kinds of publicity.

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That porn film was fuckin awesome,

nice peice of a**
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Arent' you a bit young to be watching Night in Paris?

Heck, I'M too young.

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Arent' you a bit young to be watching Night in Paris?

Heck, I'M too young.


And yet... you knew it by NAME...!