There was an inerior balcony in my parents house, which was right next to my room. As an infant, I actually crawled through the bars (which were gapped according to "code") and fell to my death, er... brain damage, er... split lip and lost tooth.
But I didn't learn, apparently. This is where Luke and Vader had their most frequent duels. It usually ended with Luke knocking Vader off of the precipice, which was soon followed by a faint *snap* as Vader hit the floor 14 feet below and his head broke off.
My mom would super glue the head back on (no more swiveling for you, head!) and it would more or less stay on until the next battle.
Now that I think about it, it would have been a great time to re-enact "the failure at the cave". I guess I was too impatient.
Eventually, the head would riccochet off at such an angle that we never found the head. New Vader time!
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In 1984 or 1985- KayBee Toys put a steep discount on all of their remaining Star Wars figures (mostly Hoth Han, or was that 1998?) and they dumped them crudely into a giant bin. I think they were $1 a piece. Basically, my dad would often bring one home for me, and he was often able to fill requests! Due to the aforementioned headless Vader problem... it was usually a Vader. But, if I was good and didn't break/lose any Vader heads for the week, it might have been a Klaatu, or a Barada, or a Nikto. Or a Disco Lando (or was that 1996?). I was most excited when he finally found Nien Nunb.
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I tried to cut the tassel off of Hoth Luke so it would swivel and hang down when the figure was upside down.
This didn't work.
But I was very excited when POTF2 figures came out and had this feature.
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I though Hoth Luke's vest was made of Wrigley's gum. But it was too hard to chew.
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I peeled the round "hatch" decals off of my Millennium falcon within hours of getting it that Christmas morning. My mom was quite confused as to why I'd deface my brand new toy, that was my most cherished possession in the world. I'm sure I don't need to explain it to you: it was so Lando could rescue Luke, of course!
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The little round "wells" in the front of the Falcon- you could squeeze some of the figures legs together and jam their feet in there and then they could "surf" Teen Wolf style on the hull.
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The only thing that took 'C' batteries in our house were Star Wars toys. This did not make my parents very happy.
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I never knew of the actual Kenner toy lightsabres. My parents bought me a glow in the dark sword and told me it was a lightsabre toy. AND I BELIEVED THEM! For some reason, I liked to put the sword across the arms of our living room chairs and then sit on the sword. Which broke the handle off. Several times. My mom must have hot-melt glued that thing at least 50 times.