I know who DGT was. I will give two hints:
1) It wasn't me.
2) Read DGT's posts closely, and the answer should jump out at you. Think inside joke.
(full disclosure - I missed it too)
xhonzi, I think you should rename this thread to "Farewell Crane Brothers and Diet Gaffer Tape." Of course you can keep making the thread title longer should the need arise.
I got it!!!
It was: Senator_Polk_of_NJ!
I am teh awesome!!!
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Hint #3: It was not a certain Senator from a certain east coast state.
Hint #4: It wasn't Moth3r or Jay.
I think I figured it out!!!
It was Gaffer Tape all along! No wonder he disappeared for a few days! Makes perfect sense now! Thanks for the hint Fink. I would have never thought to compare their sigs and realize how very similar they are, had you not made the comment about inside jokes and the answer jumping out. GL: underware in space, Gaffer: lingerie in space, DGT: brassieres in space. Haha!
Hmmm, now I am also starting to suspect Gaffer Tape of actually being George Lucas...
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
I think it being Gaffer Tape is too easy...
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You think a male lesbian is easy?
Hint #5: It's not Gaff. (that was my first guess - figured it was so obvious, no one would suspect it - it would have been brilliant!)
Hint #6: It is someone who has posted under their normal account in the last 4 years.
I think it was me, although I can't say for sure. I've done a lot of drinking lately.
I miss DGT already. He was a PUNK BITCH WHORE!!!, but in a good way.
Hint #7: It was obviously not Ric, per hint #1
Hint #8: It was not Warbler or PSYCHO_DAYV.
I need like twenty more hints.
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Hint #9: It was not CP3S.
Hint #10: It was not CP3S.
Hint #11: It was not CP3S.
Hint #12: It was not CP3S.
Hint #13: It was not CP3S.
Hint #14: It was not CP3S.
Hint #15: It was not CP3S.
Hint #16: It was not CP3S.
Hint #17: It was not CP3S.
Hint #18: It was not CP3S.
Hint #19: It was not {DoS}Hellhound.
Hint #20: It was not CP3S.
Hint #21: It was not CP3S.
Hint #22: It was not CP3S.
Hint #23: It was not CP3S.
Hint #24: It was not CP3S.
Hint #25: All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Hint #26: It was not CP3S.
Hint #27: It was not CP3S.
Hint #28: It was not CP3S.
So it was C3PX then.
Its too bad Moth3r came in so quickly and blew VFP and my cover on the Cranes. That could have been fun.
Watching Fraiser again. Miss the hour or two I played Niles.
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doubleofive figured it out - well done!
We are so strange.
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Aw, this is the first I've heard of this sad loss. I didn't know we'd lost my diet alternative. Sigh. Oh, well. Things didn't turn out the way I'd planned. I was hoping to come back from vacation to find the board overrun with testaments to my greatness. But alas. Everything's still the same.
Except for Caffeine Free... That shit's just weird!
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
doubleofive said:
So it was C3PX then.
Wait, I thought Fink said it was not me? I am so confused now! Was it me or wasn't it?! My head hurts! Where is my precious Gaffer Tape? I need to lay my head on his breast and take a nap to clear my mind.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
AHHH HA!!!!!!!!!!!!
So you admit that you are in fact CP3S? This will be a day long remembered blah blah blah!
All this sock talk is tearing us apart! We need to focus on what truly matters here.
It is only a matter of time Olie, you're a sock too. It will only be a matter of time before they throw you in the camps with the rest of them. This world just isn't ready to accept that socks are people too and deserve rights just like everybody else. I have a dream, a dream that for our children things will be different, that socks and regular members alike will be able to carry on off-topic discussions in harmony.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
This caffeine-free shit is weird, but at least it's still around!
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
C3PX said:
doubleofive said:
So it was C3PX then.
Wait, I thought Fink said it was not me? I am so confused now! Was it me or wasn't it?! My head hurts! Where is my precious Gaffer Tape? I need to lay my head on his breast and take a nap to clear my mind.
It was truly a sarcastic guess. I assumed since TVF was making so sure that we knew it wasn't his deliberate misspelling that it must be the actual person. Apparently I ruined some big joke he was setting up.
Ric Olie said:
All this sock talk is tearing us apart! We need to focus on what truly matters here.
And I agree with Ric. Niles is what truly unites us all.
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doubleofive said:
It was truly a sarcastic guess. I assumed since TVF was making so sure that we knew it wasn't his deliberate misspelling that it must be the actual person. Apparently I ruined some big joke he was setting up.
But it wasn't me.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
Lying 3PX, is lying?
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What makes you so sure it was me? Why would Fink know? I find these accusations of lying to be quite offensive!!
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
C3PX said:
What makes you so sure it was me? Why would Fink know? I find these accusations of lying to be quite offensive!!
I know that Total Frink corrupts totally. Whose idea was the Crane Brothers? Frink. He talked VFP and I separately into getting those socks. Who love chaos and random posting more than any other? Frink. His word is law here in Off Topic. Things are not "LOL" unless he posts that they are.
If TV's Frink says you were DGT, you were, even if you weren't. He retroactively makes it so.
ALL HAIL FRINK!
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Okay then. I... uh... guess I can't really argue with that... can I?
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape