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Fantasy Ships

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So I was lying in bed the other day and i was thinking to myself "if i had any type of spaceship and can fill it with any crew members from any sci fi show past and present, TV or Film who would i have?"

Captain- James T Kirk (for obvious reasons, he's the only one for the job)

Second Officer- Chewbacca (coz if anyonne was to mess with the captain he could just rip their arms off)

Pilot- Wash (I'm a leaf on the wind)

Engineer- Chief Tyrol (He's obviously the best character in Battlestar)

Doctor- Dana Sculley (just becoz she was hot in the first 2 series of X files)

Security- Worf (with chewy they'd make a rock hard team)

Anyone else got anything?
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Yeah, I'd definitely take Wash as my pilot! Hehe, good list.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Seven of Nine.
Fez: I am so excited about Star Whores.
Hyde: Fezzy, man, it's Star Wars.
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But if you were assembling a crew, and captain was already taken by Kirk, what role would you be?!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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i wouldnt be anyone its kinda like fantasy football with sci fi, hey now that would be a cool game!
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A Milenium Falcon with Lando, Han, Chewbacca and Artoo could do more damage and outrun any single sci-fi starship.
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You gotta have Luke on gunnery, as he can use the force to hit small targets (even with proton torpedoes);

You gotta have LaForge as engineer, as he can make the ship's engines do literally anything.
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Captain - Han Solo (Do I even need to explain why?)

Second Officer - Jim Raynor (He's good at following orders, but is smart enough to know when the orders aren't worth following.)

Helm- Wedge Antilles (Having him on the ship guarantees it won't blow up)

Head Engineer- Geordi LaForge

Doctor- The Hologram Doctor from Voyager

Security- River Tam (Cause she will Eff You Up)

Counselor- Doctor Who (Because hilarity would ensue--you know it would)

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