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Episode VIII: The Ridiculest Jedi

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SilverWook said:

And since I only really know Laura Dern from Jurassic Park, I thought raptors would show up and chase her. 😉

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Just call it The Last Ridiculous and then refuse to do Episode IX at all, in order to make the gag work.

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GAH! I’ll be ordering from the senior menu at IHOP by the time Frink gets to this.

The Porgs have to speak.

James Bond gambling somewhere in the casino scene.

Also, Mortal Kombat theme music when all hell breaks loose in Snoke’s throne room.

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There is a distant firey explosion after Luke tosses the saber over his shoulder, and after his face is offscreen, a quiet Joker laugh.

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When Artoo plays a hologram in the conversation with Luke, it’s a scene from the Holiday Special. Or Mark singing on the Muppet Show?
https://youtu.be/nfJwI9hVWlM

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Will there be a scene wherein the dung of an ill Rancor will have to be analized? 😮

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In a Frink edit? I think not!

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TV’s Frink said:

It breaks convention of replacing a word rather than just adding, but maybe that’s ok.

Maybe you could replace the word “The” if you are really worried about consistency.

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Right as the movie is about to end, whatever ends up being the last shot, we hear a echoey ghostly voice of Luke saying, “It’s time for The Last Jedi… to end,” immediately prior to the iris to credits.

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Hal 9000 said:

Right as the movie is about to end, whatever ends up being the last shot, we hear a echoey ghostly voice of Luke saying, “It’s time for The Last Jedi… to end,” immediately prior to the iris to credits.

+1

or you perhaps it could be a repeating gag anytime the screen fades to black, or when the movie starts to feel loong… not sure how i feel about that myself…

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When luke finds rey and kylo touching hands, yell “No Touching!”

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Maybe a fakeout iris to credits as the opera lady screams a note while the horses are trampling the casino.

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In line with all of the neat little ‘hints’ that Luke was never really on Salt Planet, maybe give him a green milk mustache during his final confrontation with Kylo?

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I’d call it The Ridiculous Jedi, but I don’t really mind either way.

Insert one of Return of the King’s endings between The zoom out of the Resistance and the final scene with the broom boy (you know, because it felt like it was gonna end but didn’t).

chyron8472 said:

Why guess how old Frink is when it’s easier just to say he’s a crotchety old man?

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When we see Phasma unmasked, pipe in audio from the TFA teaser with Maz saying, “I see your eye. I know your eye.”