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Episode VII: The Ridiculousness Awakens — Page 7

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When Rey touches Anakin’s lightsaber, she witnesses the memories of every terrible scene involving Anakin, complete with child murder, cutting off Luke’s hand and murder of the unarmed Trade Fed leaders while happy, jazz montage music plays in background. (Maybe something similar to this:https://youtu.be/DkNh20so0ME?t=16)

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By request.

Presumably I’ll be able to animate it by the time I get here.

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By the time you get there, I’ll expect it to be holographic.

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By the time I get there, I’ll expect to be dead.

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We’ll have the robot spider body ready for you by then. 😉

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NeverarGreat said:

ForceGhostRecon said:

I’m pretty sure TFA and TLJ (very select parts of it) can be edited into one movie…

Frink would be remiss if he didn’t edit the lightsaber toss as the last shot of The Force Awakens.

Perfect.

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As the Starkiller base hologram is shown at the rebel is briefing, we hear Luke from offscreen saying, “It’s so much bigger.” Characters look around in awkward silence for a moment.

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When Hux does his speech when it cuts to a big long shot of the back of crowd his voice is muffled a quiet. His voice doesn’t carry that far. Maybe a stormtrooper could say, “what!?” Could include audio from Life of Brian.

Also, Kylo Ren’s voice in the helmet is high and squeaky.

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greenpenguino said:

When Hux does his speech when it cuts to a big long shot of the back of crowd his voice is muffled a quiet. His voice doesn’t carry that far. Maybe a stormtrooper could say, “what!?” Could include audio from Life of Brian.

Also, Kylo Ren’s voice in the helmet is high and squeaky.

hahaha i like that idea a lot

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Or just further distort Kylo’s voice so that you can’t understand anything he says. Or replace all his lines with Bane.

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doubleofive said:

Or just further distort Kylo’s voice so that you can’t understand anything he says.

I like this.

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JEDIT: Probably better for TLRJ since he doesn’t have the helmet on long.

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TV’s Frink said:

doubleofive said:

Or just further distort Kylo’s voice so that you can’t understand anything he says.

I like this.

JEDIT: Probably better for TLRJ since he doesn’t have the helmet on long.

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Didn’t this basically happen in the original TLJ anyway?

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No?

Also, I put my post in spoilers just in case so if you could edit yours to do the same, thanks. If you want to discuss further you can use the TLRJ thread instead.

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Hardware Wars did that gag in 1978 already. 😉
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I’d replace his voice with Major Burns from Mash, now that would be funny.