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This edit is scheduled for completion in 2080. In the meantime, feel free to post your ideas for it here.
This edit is scheduled for completion in 2080. In the meantime, feel free to post your ideas for it here.
Ah good! We’ll be able to watch it via a cranial implant by then! 😉
Megamaid wreckage on Jakku.
Maz redubbed with Whoopi Goldberg as Gunian from Star Trek TNG.
Maz/Chewbacca love scene. * optional *
Artoo is BB-8’s father.
Starkiller, (now renamed Death Star 3) destroys Vulcan via footage from Star Trek '09. (Because you have to have a Spock cameo!)
Jar Jar on Republic home world that isn’t Corsucant, even though it looks an awful lot like Coruscant. On screen graphics read “No, this isn’t Corucsant, stop asking.”
Mark Hamill is credited as “The aptly named Sir not appearing until the last two minutes of the film.”
More when I can think of something…
Where were you in '77?
I know you object to the vulgarity of Luke peeing off a cliff but you could subvert it with the classic garden hose gag. It could look like he is peeing but instead he is just watering some flowers or vegetables.
Replace General Hux’s Nazi-speech with whatever it was Samuel L. Jackson was saying in that one movie where he was eaten by the bad CGI shark. If possible, make a shark eat hux.
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Kenneth Mars in Young Frankenstein would be funnier. You could have the Stormtroopers raise their hands to shout back the responses.
When the stormtroopers salute after Hux’s speech, add in “Hail Skroob” from space balls
Toss in some Hail Ming? 😉
Where were you in '77?
Maybe have that laser bolt that Ren stops in middair fly off without hitting a target? It could reappear in a number of scenes on Jakku–especially if we see that planet again in the next movie.
Maybe have that laser bolt that Ren stops in middair fly off without hitting a target? It could reappear in a number of scenes on Jakku–especially if we see that planet again in the next movie.
Maybe Rey could trump that by having the Starkiller blast stop in it’s tracks.
Hey Wook, are you able to change thread titles? I’d like to rename as The Ridiculousness Unwakens.
Not yet.
Where were you in '77?
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After Hux’s speech: “HAIL HYDRA!!!”
I don’t know if you are familiar with the sitcom Allo Allo but there are plenty of resistance jokes there and in Top Secret!
Allo Allo no, Top Secret yes.
Add thuggees Shortround and Willie Scott to Han’s death scene.
A flashback with scenes from various Harrison Ford movies.
Ceci n’est pas une signature.
Maybe replace the Starkiller Base with Starkiller from the Force Unleashed’s face?
When Kylo Ren lands his ship on Jakkoine Darth Maul’s bike flies out from the ramp.
We next see it when Rey is wandering around the junked spaceships in the sand.
For later reference.
As Han walks over to speak to Ken he could say, “I’ve got a good feeling about this”.
When Han is first pierced by the saber blade he could have a cheesy flashback to scenes from all the films and the Holiday Special to the second verse of Boston’s More Than A Feeling which could continue to play as Chewie rages and fires at Ken.
So many people have come and gone
Their faces fade as the years go by
Yet I still recall as I wander on
As clear as the sun in the summer sky
Cut to the sun shrinking and the sky darkening.
At the Starkiller speech, Hux could sing Dethharmonic by Dethklok.
“Prepare the laser beam. I’m gonna use it tonight…”
There’s also a line about “I’d rather you be dead than to lose a tiny shred of what I’ve made this fiscal year.”
That would actually give the First Order some motivation. They’re against the New Republic because of their taxation policies regarding trade routes. This also connects it to Phantom Menace because, like poetry, it rhymes 😉
listens to ten seconds of death metal song, stops
No thanks.
Dorothy, the tin woodsman, the cowardly lion and the scarecrow have an audience with Snoke.
Have Kylo Ren say whole bunch of Emo stuff all throughout the movie