Episode VI: Return of the Ridiculousness — Page 4

I notice that much of the footage of Luke recovering in the medical bay on Hoth matches Seb Shaw's position on the shuttle ramp.

So you could have a situation where Luke removes Vader's helmet to find his own face under there just like in the cave dream.

^I like that.  If ambiguity were kept throughout the whole movie as to who was Luke's sister, you could even have Vader/Luke say in Luke's voice, "I am your sister," and then die.  This could even be extended to ESB where Vader might say, "Obi-wan never told you what happened to your twin sister...I am your sister!"  And statements that "Sister...I am your twin sister," could send Luke into the rage that ultimately leads to defeating Vader.  Heck, it could even go back to ANH with Luke asking, "He betrayed and murdered your sister," and Luke saying, "But I have no sister."  The new "sister" plot could be the ridiculous thread that ties the whole trilogy together.  To tie up other lines that wouldn't match the plot, you could ultimately reveal that someone else is his father, like Obi-wan himself or the Emperor.

I like that a lot

Anakin is Gringo.

My head hurts. :p

I wonder if there is a muzak verson of Cats In The Cradle by Harry Chapin???

I'm not sure if any of these ideas could be used, and sorry if this has already been posted, but it would be fun to see some of these in the edit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdukWtJwlPU

You should have all kinds of people appear as force ghosts.

Luke with his hand in the air waiting for his saber reminds me of.

Jake Lloyd needs to make a force ghost appearance. Perhaps yelling out "yipee" as his head fades into the picture.

SpilkaBilka said:

Have Luke ask Yoda several times, "Is ______ my father?"

Fill in the blank with various names/dialogue Luke has said throughout the movies: Princess Leia, Ben Kenobi, Han, Biggs, Master Yoda, R2, Threepio, my father, the Death Star, the tower, Jabba, Aunt Beru, Luke Skywalker, attack pattern delta, etc.  The possibilities are endless.

Every time he asks, show Yoda with a skeptical/disappointed look on his face, or have him say no.  Have Luke ask again, and fill in the blank with a different name.  Repeat.

SpilkaBilka said:

Have Luke ask Yoda several times, "Is ______ my father?"

Fill in the blank with various names/dialogue Luke has said throughout the movies: Princess Leia, Ben Kenobi, Han, Biggs, Master Yoda, R2, Threepio, my father, the Death Star, the tower, Jabba, Aunt Beru, Luke Skywalker, attack pattern delta, etc.  The possibilities are endless.

Every time he asks, show Yoda with a skeptical/disappointed look on his face, or have him say no.  Have Luke ask again, and fill in the blank with a different name.  Repeat.

I suggested this earlier, but I like the idea of having him ask "Is my father my father?" Or perhaps "Is my father my father my father my father?"

Luke should hold up his hand for even longer and get shot repeatedly.

The Ewoks could try to infiltrate the Shield bunker by way of a giant wooden rabbit.

The excuse Lucas gives for Hayden being the Force ghost is Anakin died when he became Vader which is silly because we see Anakin chat to Luke before he died but...he doesn't wear those robes when he died.

Maybe Bob or someone could make a Force ghost with Seb Shaw looking the way he did when Anakin died (wearing the Vader suit and covered in scars but smiling).

That would be ridiculous.

Why not Jake Lloyd in the Vader suit?