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Episode III: Revenge of the Ridiculousness — Page 18

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That's what I was thinking, although it would look better in motion.  I'll probably have to give keyframing a try *gulp*

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TV's Frink said:


That's what I was thinking, although it would look better in motion.  I'll probably have to give keyframing a try *gulp*
Oh, definately keyframing will be involved. But make it super quick and it won't be too hard.

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I think you're getting there. Shouldn't you throw a certain Mr. Gunray into the mix? ;)

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Works really well. I think you synced it perfectly, but it was hard to tell for sure because my internet was lagging. I agree about Nute Gunray and I think you should also have something for the intro--maybe someone dancing or beat boxing.

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No Gunray, but a certain deceased yet still handsome pilot will make an appearance to sing about all the women he's met.

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I suppose Anakin's de-limbing can't co without a mandatory reference to the the Black Knight in Monty Python?

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That's kind of the point. It would slowly drive him mad. :)

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I don't like the dancing baby. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it get's everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth *creepy sex looks*

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Took a stab at ridiculizing the crawl...

 

 

Episode III

Revenge of the Ridiculousness

War! What is good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again!

War! What is good for? Absolutely nothing! Say it again!

The Republic is constantly annoyed under attacks by the handsome Sith Lord, Duke Dooku. There are heroes on both sides. (What the heck does that even mean?) Evil is everywhere, even under your theater seat. Don't try looking under there, trust us on this one.

In a stunning move, the erratic droid leader, Steve Grievous, who isn't as handsome as Duke Dooku, has swept into the Republic capital, and kidnapped Supreme High Mucky Muck Palpatine, who's probably regretting sacking his security staff in budget cuts right about now.

If Grievous had noticed that Palpatine looks a lot like his boss, Sid Sidious, he'd feel really dumb kidnapping him. But, it's all part of Sid's overly complicated, highly dependent on random events, decades long plan for galactic domination. Rube Goldberg himself couldn't design a sinister plot like this!

As the not very attractive Separatist droid army attempts to escape the very expensive, but visually confusing battle scene with their valuable hostage, two Jedi Knights embark on a desperate mission of some sort. You'll never guess who they are...

 

Where were you in '77?

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First drafts are always long. Tell me what works, and I'll chop it down.

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Well, I'm not sure I want to go that route.  If I do, we can come back to it later.

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I suspect you have to be from the US to get the 'Rube Goldberg' reference. I've never heard the name, pehaps something like 'Raoul Silva' or another movie reference.

 

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The U.S. or Canada I would think. I think Rube Goldberg was an American, but I'm not entirely sure.

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Not sure if the deleted scenes are being used, but if so, Bai Ling's character could be dubbed with the weird-as-hell lines she spews in The Crow.

“Lifes a song you don’t get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse”

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For the DVD menu, you could have a subtitle/caption reading: "The farce is with us!", using a play on words with "force" and "farce."