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I'm pretty sure most of us wouldn't be able to identify that simply by the music. I'm not sure whether to give props to those who can, or...

Perhaps you could show Obi Wan seeing himself in the hologram doing something he's not proud of?

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I have never heard that music and I have no intention of seeking it out.

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Well, I've never seen it, but I've watched those youtube reaction videos. That's how i know the music. Please don't think of me as some kind of pervert.

WAIT!!!!! Isn't there a secret on the ROTS DVD that deals with a rapping Yoda? What if Kenobi turns on the hologram and sees the rapping Yoda and then says his "it can't be" and "i've seen enough" lines.

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No rapping Yoda either.

 

I had a thought about using the Obi jump fail from TRM...although it doesn't make sense that it would be in the security hologram.

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Thought Ewan's great Iggy Pop impression for VG could work well:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HHUbFHInuE

 

 

also perhaps your song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmbXLt8IEH4

or even french horn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Srr5VrovsUM

yet maybe Liam Neeson:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibFpkUHvcYk

could use yoda selling out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDbDy0xcxnw

 

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TV's Frink said:

No rapping Yoda either.

 

I had a thought about using the Obi jump fail from TRM...although it doesn't make sense that it would be in the security hologram.

Um, isn't it a breakdancing Yoda? ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z9qYatazTM

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Somewhere on this blighted planet there must be footage of this!

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That is shear awesomeness!

Always wondered what Biggs got up to at the academy.

(btw Go order 'Queen Rock Montreal'. One of the best Blu-Rays money can buy)

 

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nightstalkerpoet said:

I'm pretty sure most of us wouldn't be able to identify that simply by the music. I'm not sure whether to give props to those who can, or...

Perhaps you could show Obi Wan seeing himself in the hologram doing something he's not proud of?

 

Love that idea.

It reminds me of Spaceballs. Obi Wan could see himself for a moment and just stare at himself staring at himself ... etc. "Prepare to fast forward!"

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Well, rapping or beatboxing yoda, doesn't matter. It would look funny no matter what.

Hey, remember the video on youtube that was called something like "The Star Wars Kid"? What if Obi-Wan sees that instead?

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Yes, but it should be something painful. Could just be another Rick Roll, but that's the easy way out.

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What if it show a scene from one of the worst movies of all time. I'd pick Son Of The Mask. That movie is just, well, I don't even consider it a film what-so-ever. The story-plot is stupid and the animated baby just looks creepy.

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What if it show a scene from one of the worst movies of all time. I'd pick Son Of The Mask. That movie is just, well, I don't even consider it a film what-so-ever. The story-plot is stupid and the animated baby just looks creepy.
Then Frink would have to own "Son of the Mask", and no reward is worth that.

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What if it show a scene from one of the worst movies of all time. I'd pick Son Of The Mask. That movie is just, well, I don't even consider it a film what-so-ever. The story-plot is stupid and the animated baby just looks creepy.
Then Frink would have to own "Son of the Mask", and no reward is worth that.

 

True, quite true. Didn't think of that. Well, what if the hologram was just of Jar Jar saying his uncut lines from the previous films? Here's how the scene should go:

  • Obi-Wan: Wait, Master. There is something I must know.
  • Yoda: If into the security recordings you go, only pain will you find.
  • Obi-Wan: I must know the truth, Master.
  • OBI-WAN TURNS ON THE RECORDING. JAR JAR APPEARS.
  • Obi-Wan: Oh no, not good.
  • Jar Jar: Oh, mooie-mooie! I love you! Ohhh, noo! Wesa dyin' here! Mesa no tink so. When in trouble, Gungans go to sacred place.
  • Obi-Wan: It can't be...It can't be...
  • Jar-Jar: Exsqueeze me. Yousa tinken yousa people ganna die?
  • JAR JAR THEN LET'S OFF A "ABBA-DABA-DABEE" SCREAM, LIKE THEN ONE WHEN THE SUB GETS BITTEN BY THE GOOBER FISH.
  • Obi-Wan: I can't watch any more.
  • OBI-WAN THEN TURNS IT OFF.

 

Oh course, you could add in more if you want. Maybe some where Obi-Wan turns it off and it comes back on, so he turns it off and it keeps turning on again and again.

 

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TV's Frink said:


How about a love scene from The Room?
My thoughts exactly. Make them like the Cartoon Network version, with giant black bars.

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For those that aren't aware, he's a picture of one of the sex scenes from The Room when it's aired on Cartoon Network.

http://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-TLKQS50V3rI/TZnrSm1glII/AAAAAAAAH2o/ujUbOQH3v9A/s640/TheRoomEdit.jpg

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TV's Frink said:

How about a love scene from The Room?

I went to a screening of The Room at the PPC in London. Was loads of fun but the sight of Tommy's clammy cadaverous naked torso and buttocks still haunts my nightmares.

Not sure I wanna see it again in your edit!

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Maybe that hologram could be a montage of the best lines from "Jack and Jill"?

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nightstalkerpoet said:


Maybe that hologram could be a montage of the best lines from "Jack and Jill"?
Again, do we want Frink to own "Jack and Jill". He's not a monster.

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Footage from Manos: Hands of Fate? Attack of the Killer Tomatoes?

Maybe a scene from Return of the Killer Tomatoes that features George Clooney, and splicing audio from The Men Who Stare at Goats of Clooney claiming to be a jedi?

“Lifes a song you don’t get to rehearse, and every single verse can make it that much worse”