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he writes like he is 15. but doesn’t look like it!
Behold and wonder at the utter travesty!
Some highlights:
What endures for the critics and their lay associates, for aesthetes who live for the beauty and the pleasure of movies, is Lucas’s directing—of two films, “Attack of the Clones” and, especially, “Revenge of the Sith.” If Lucas had done nothing else in his life, he’d have an honored place in my personal pantheon for that work.
Hearing Williams’s compositions for “Star Wars” is like being ordered, loudly and aggressively, to feel, and to feel one thing. It sounds calculated to bludgeon a viewer into submission, to create a cowed unanimity of simple and narrow emotions that are the antithesis of imagination and fantasy.
If I had seen “Revenge of the Sith” in real time, in a theatre upon its release, in 2005, I think that, at the moment when Palpatine (Ian McDiarmid), sizzling in the blue lightning that Mace Windu (Samuel L. Jackson) reflects back at him, cries out to Anakin (Hayden Christensen), “Power! Unlimited Power!,” I would have leaped out of my seat yelling with excitement.
And before you ask, no, this is not satire.
he writes like he is 15. but doesn’t look like it!
In journalism, a hot take is a “piece of deliberately provocative commentary that is based almost entirely on shallow moralizing” in response to a news story, “usually written on tight deadlines with little research or reporting, and even less thought”.
This could be the hottest hot take in all of geek-ish journalism.
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Nice to see Armond White still getting work.
Oh, wait, even he isn’t this “edgy”. This is just painful.
I’m just here because I’m driving tonight.
I’m not even going to read this as it seems like TFA will somehow be used against him even though he had nothing to do with the making the film. That completely discredits the writer of the article.
I read that article earlier this year. It’s pretty disturbing.
He describes Lucas’ scripts for Attack of the Clones and Return of the Sith as “Shakespearean”.
I read that article earlier this year. It’s pretty disturbing.
He describes Lucas’ scripts for Attack of the Clones and Return of the Sith as “Shakespearean”.
Well I DID hate the Anakin/Padme love plot about as much as the Romeo/Juliet one, so…maybe?
You probably don’t recognize me because of the red arm.
Episode 9 Rewrite, The Starlight Project (Released!) and ANH Technicolor Project (Released!)
Hey look, he reviewed Rogue One!
Probably contains at least mild spoilers, I didn’t read. However I did skim, and look what I found:
There’s none of the Shakespearean space politics, enticingly florid dialogue, or experiential thrills of the best of George Lucas’s “Star Wars” entries (“Attack of the Clones” and “Revenge of the Sith”).
There have to be easier ways to get George’s autograph. 😉
Where were you in '77?
If you ever seriously use the term “florid dialog” it’s time for you to leave this earth.
Keep Circulating the Tapes.
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Hey look, he reviewed Rogue One!
“ROGUE ONE REVIEWED: IS IT TIME TO ABANDON THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE?”
“THE NEW YORKER REVIEWED: IS IT TIME TO ABANDON RICHARD BRODY?”
I don’t think it’s the worst. This one seems more cringey to me:
http://herocomplex.latimes.com/movies/did-george-lucas-change-cinema-with-star-wars-prequels/
Caligula’expanded OST, V2 Released
The Shining’s complete OST
Ghidorah, The Tree-Headed Monster (English dub synched to Toho cut)
Hey look, he reviewed Rogue One!
It pisses me off to no end that this turdball got to see Rogue One before me.
^THIS.
Hey look, he reviewed Rogue One!
“ROGUE ONE REVIEWED: IS IT TIME TO ABANDON THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE?”
“THE NEW YORKER REVIEWED: IS IT TIME TO ABANDON RICHARD BRODY?”
I tried to read richard brody’s review of Rogue One but couldn’t. He is just so full of himself he has crap oozing out of every opening in his body. He comes across as a stuffy prick but he loves Attack Of The Clones and Revenge Of The Sith. What a clown.
Clones and Sith are the worst films of the franchise, period. This author must be living in a parallel universe where incompetent filmmaking is high art.
How can this be a New Yorker article?
Clones and Sith are the worst films of the franchise, period. This author must be living in a parallel universe where incompetent filmmaking is high art.
How can this be a New Yorker article?
I agree with every word of this post.
Clones and Sith are the worst films of the franchise, period. This author must be living in a parallel universe where incompetent filmmaking is high art.
How can this be a New Yorker article?
I agree with every word of this post.
Then WE ARE in an alternate universe!
Clones and Sith are the worst films of the franchise, period. This author must be living in a parallel universe where incompetent filmmaking is high art.
How can this be a New Yorker article?
I agree with every word of this post.
Then WE ARE in an alternate universe!
We are?! Quick, someone tell me how to spell Berenst(e/a)in!
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I miss the Berenstein universe. =(
Clones and Sith are the worst films of the franchise, period. This author must be living in a parallel universe where incompetent filmmaking is high art.
How can this be a New Yorker article?
I agree with every word of this post.
Then WE ARE in an alternate universe!
You should see my goatee.
Clones and Sith are the worst films of the franchise, period.
The worst film in the franchise is TPM. Clones and its successor are not films 😉.
Caligula’expanded OST, V2 Released
The Shining’s complete OST
Ghidorah, The Tree-Headed Monster (English dub synched to Toho cut)
Clones and Sith are the worst films of the franchise, period.
The worst film in the franchise is TPM. Clones and its successor are not films 😉.
TPM in my opinion is more of failed experiment, while the other two prequels just exist for no real reason.
And yet there are people who rank ROTS over Jedi. I don’t get it.
There are people who rank TFA over Jedi, and I don’t get that either.
The worst film in the franchise is TPM. Clones and its successor are not films 😉.
I see what you did there!