ESB in Robot Chicken

Author: Nanner Split
Date: 26-Jul-2005, 5:23 AM

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 26-Jul-2005 5:23 AM
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On the Cartoon Network show "Robot Chicken" a couple of days ago, there was a sketch about classic movie climaxes, and one of them was ESB. It went like this:

Vader: Join me, and we can bring order to the galaxy.

Luke: I'll never join you! You killed my father!

Vader: No, I am your father.

Luke: No......that's not true......that's impossible!

Vader: And Leia is your sister!

Luke: That's...improbable!

Vader: And the Empire will be destroyed by...ewoks!

Luke: That's...[snorts]...highly unlikely.

[cuts to Luke smoking a cigarette and Vader with a cup of coffee]

Vader: And the Force? Why, that's just microscopic bacteria in your blood called midichlorians.

Luke: Look, if you're not gonna take this seriously, then I'm out. [Luke walks off camera]

[End]

Author: Jedikev
Time: 26-Jul-2005 5:24 AM
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tv references to Star Wars thread

"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 26-Jul-2005 5:31 AM
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oops

Author: Yoda Is Your Father
Time: 26-Jul-2005 6:19 AM
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Man, Kev, you just loe pointing out when someone is in the wrong thread don't you.

By the way, this has already been posted elsewhere.

War does not make one great.

Author: MeBeJedi
Time: 26-Jul-2005 7:58 PM
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Don't worry, Nanner Split. I enjoyed your post.

(Interesting name, BTW.)

MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.

MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.

JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.

Author: ReverendBeastly
Time: 26-Jul-2005 8:07 PM
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
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Ass.

I used to be very active on this forum. I’m not really anymore. Sometimes, people still want to get in touch with me about something, and that is great! If that describes you, please email me at [my username]ATgmailDOTcom.

Hi everybody. You’re all awesome. Keep up the good work.

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 26-Jul-2005 8:23 PM
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Don't worry, Nanner Split. I enjoyed your post.

Ringraziamenti, Signore.

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 29-Jul-2005 12:54 PM
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MARK HAMILL EVEN REPRISED HIS ROLE AS LUKE !!!

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide

Author: Jedikev
Time: 29-Jul-2005 1:04 PM
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Ass.

fuck you

"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 30-Jul-2005 6:31 PM
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
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Originally posted by: Jedikev
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Ass.

fuck you

Your mom

Author: miochza
Time: 30-Jul-2005 6:43 PM
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What was the episode of Robot Chicken called? I've only seen like 4 eps.

Author: Nanner Split
Time: 30-Jul-2005 6:52 PM
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I'm not sure what the name was, but the segment I'm referring to was about classic movie climaxes. It also had one about Sleepaway Camp, where someone said "Oh my God, someone actually remembered this movie and made a humorous spoof about it!!" It's probly on MySpleen, I'll go check.