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DuracellEnergizer is a filthy stinking Canadian

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This is a thread to just really lay into Duracell about the country he was born in. I mean he’s CANADIAN. CANADIAN.

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  1. You can only make fun of Duracell. Our other Canadian members are fine.
  2. Be sure to not accidentally comment on Canada’s current socioeconomic status as that would be against forum rules.
  3. No disintegrations.

Other Canadians are not only exempt, but welcome to join in.

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Possessed said:

  1. Be sure to not accidentally comment on Canada’s current socioeconomic status as that would be against forum rules.

Man, all the best jokes about Canadians relate to socialized medicine or the fact that they still have a fucking queen on their money. Guess I’ll have to sit this one out 😛

TV’s Frink said:

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Possessed said:

  1. Be sure to not accidentally comment on Canada’s current socioeconomic status as that would be against forum rules.

Man, all the best jokes about Canadians relate to socialized medicine or the fact that they still have a fucking queen on their money. Guess I’ll have to sit this one out 😛

That’s a court martial’n.

she/her

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Fup ur eh.

I can no longer call myself a Star Wars fan. I’m sick of the same played-out aesthetics/tropes being remixed/regurgitated time-&-time again; I’m sick of the deteriorating characterization/worldbuilding which have been in play since 1983; I’m sick of the toxic fanboys from all ideological camps; I’m sick of the capitalist pigs who refuse to allow this IP into the public domain where it rightly belongs. So while I may still admire the first two films for their technical achievements and characters, I’m no longer capable of enjoying Star Wars in any capacity due to the reasons delineated above.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

Possessed said:

  1. Be sure to not accidentally comment on Canada’s current socioeconomic status as that would be against forum rules.

Man, all the best jokes about Canadians relate to socialized medicine or the fact that they still have a fucking queen on their money. Guess I’ll have to sit this one out 😛

ARE YOU TRYING TO GET THIS GOLDEN THREAD LOCKED

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I can no longer call myself a Star Wars fan. I’m sick of the same played-out aesthetics/tropes being remixed/regurgitated time-&-time again; I’m sick of the deteriorating characterization/worldbuilding which have been in play since 1983; I’m sick of the toxic fanboys from all ideological camps; I’m sick of the capitalist pigs who refuse to allow this IP into the public domain where it rightly belongs. So while I may still admire the first two films for their technical achievements and characters, I’m no longer capable of enjoying Star Wars in any capacity due to the reasons delineated above.

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I insist on seeing a birth certificate. (Do they have those in n Canada land?)

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But dahmage is the poster of his avatar…

That means…

Dahmage how could you.

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CHEWBAKAspelledwrong said:

^ birth certificate = bureaucratic function = politics. Banned. Nice knowing you dahmage.

I would put this in my sig if I weren’t so lazy.

Social commentary on Millennials. Nice knowing you too.

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“Canadian bacon.”

The blue elephant in the room.

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Mrebo said:

“Canadian bacon.”

Referencing the filmography of Michael Moore = political. Banned.

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