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Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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At least we know OP’s brain is fried.

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Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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  1. Bleach
  2. Clorox Kitchen Cleaner with Bleach
  3. Ajax
  4. Windex® Multi-Surface Cleaner With Glade® Lavender and Peach Blossom Fragrance
    ​​​​​​​​​​​​5. 99% Isopropyl Alcohol
  5. Battery Acid

What, a man builds a giant mound of dirt in his house and you aren’t entertained?

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Sorry, extraterrestrial narcotics don’t count. Unless Neglify’s an extraterrestrial. Then carry on.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Unless Neglify’s an extraterrestrial.

Have you forgotten I’m a descendent of Xenu? Shit bitch I love snorting me some Kalaxian Crystals.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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OP you’re going to be the person they use to teach kids about why drugs are bad for you and you shouldn’t do them, or you’ll end up like that guy.

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I’ve never done a single drug in my life, never even smoked a cigarette, and I’d much rather end up like Neglify than Alderaan.

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If I were Fink, I’d much rather end up like anyone else too. 😉

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TV’s Frink said:

I’ve never done a single drug in my life, never even smoked a cigarette, and I’d much rather end up like Neglify than Alderaan.

Don’t do drugs, unless you’re with me.

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Alderaan said:

OP you’re going to be the person they use to teach kids about why drugs are bad for you and you shouldn’t do them, or you’ll end up like that guy.

Damn, you gotta shit this thread up too?

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Jeebus said:

Alderaan said:

OP you’re going to be the person they use to teach kids about why drugs are bad for you and you shouldn’t do them, or you’ll end up like that guy.

Damn, you gotta shit this thread up too?

Exactly.

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Neglify said:

TV’s Frink said:

I’ve never done a single drug in my life, never even smoked a cigarette, and I’d much rather end up like Neglify than Alderaan.

I mean, that was a very low bar, but I love you too.

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Jeebus said:

Damn, you gotta shit this thread up too?

The guy with the religious epithet as his user name is outraged that someone would criticize illegal drug use. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

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Alderaan said:

Jeebus said:

Damn, you gotta shit this thread up too?

The guy with the religious epithet as his user name is outraged that someone would criticize illegal drug use. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

No, I’m outraged that you’re shitting up this thread, as you do so many others.

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Alderaan said:

Jeebus said:

Damn, you gotta shit this thread up too?

The guy with the religious epithet as his user name is outraged that someone would criticize illegal drug use. I’m shocked, shocked I tell you!

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TV’s Frink said:

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Hey OP is this you?

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/east-liverpool-ohio-heroin-photo-police-department-releases-disturbing-photos-of-suspects-in-car-with-child/

Why are you even in this thread?

To be the only adult in the room, obviously.

Besides the irrelevant fact that OP is either a troll or has a serious problem, and is being encouraged by several other people to further ruin his life and the life of people around him, I’m here to point out the fact that a thread promoting illegal drug use is probably not a good idea for any forum, let alone one that is visited by underage kids, unless you and the OP are trying to get this place shut down, of course.

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Alderaan said:
let alone one that is visited by underage kids, unless you and the OP are trying to get this place shut down, of course.

Why would that get this place “shut down”? Have you ever heard of the First Amendment?

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