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I'm sure I speak for nobody when I say...

Thank you.

I think it's a disgrace.  Hopefully in 20 years time, the tide will turn again.  I just hope we will still have the capacity to handle the alternate technology.

I've always wondered, "If U.S. visitors to Mexico get diarrhea from drinking the water, do Mexican's get constipated from drinking U.S. water?"  

Oh great. Another fucking politics thread.

Anal Dwelling Butt Monkeys are 2 for 1 at Walmart.

Bingowings said:

Nope

Chocolate milk. And not the premade kind, either. That stuff is bullshit.

You sunk my battleship.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?

God damn candles.

Did you know that condoms have serial numbers on them?

lower case

not breaking the rules in this thread fucking sucks.

Air guitar is absolutely fantastic when you're doing it and silly 5 minutes later when Live at Leeds is over and your air SG is smashed into absolute oblivion.

captainsolo said:

Air guitar is absolutely fantastic when you're doing it and silly 5 minutes later when Live at Leeds is over and your air SG is smashed into absolute oblivion.

Cell phone reception sucks under bridges, I dunno what you were thinking.

sean wookie said:

Tyrphanax said:

captainsolo said:

Air guitar is absolutely fantastic when you're doing it and silly 5 minutes later when Live at Leeds is over and your air SG is smashed into absolute oblivion.

Cell phone reception sucks under bridges, I dunno what you were thinking.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to put on a scuba suit and swim into a whale's vagina?

I have.

I think it would be nice.

Space Jam is a legitimate film and should be taken seriously.

sean wookie said:

Tyrphanax said:

sean wookie said:

Tyrphanax said:

captainsolo said:

Air guitar is absolutely fantastic when you're doing it and silly 5 minutes later when Live at Leeds is over and your air SG is smashed into absolute oblivion.

Cell phone reception sucks under bridges, I dunno what you were thinking.

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to put on a scuba suit and swim into a whale's vagina?

I have.

I think it would be nice.

Space Jam is a legitimate film and should be taken seriously.

I should be studying for differential equations. Instead I'm looking at a black man's ass

I don't know, I was never really a big fan of beer in any large quantity. A little here or there, sure, but I'm not really a heavy drinker (or even a medium drinker) by any stretch of the imagination.

I like a shot of rum in my coke (or perhaps my eggnog around this time of year), but, again, I'm not much for a lot of it. The same goes for White Russians and the occasional glass of vodka, or one of my friend's strange concoctions.

I do seem to hold alcohol fairly well, though (I've had moments of unintentional overindulgence before), but I just don't like the feeling of being drunk; it feels weird, I don't like not being in control of myself or moving without wanting to. I feel like alcohol should just be sipped at and enjoyed over a long period so you can actually taste it.

The best analogy I can think of is this: I like spicy food, but I like when it enhances and compliments the flavours of the dish, not when it's overpowering and it's all you can taste. And that's still a pretty shit analogy.

In short, in matters vegetable, animal and mineral, I am the very model of a modern Major General.