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Does anyone here still hate Star Wars? (Also: Mr. Sulu's Pearls of Wisdom)

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I've been reading this site for a while now and I've never read a single post that indicates that any single one of you hates Star Wars or even suffers mild discomfort at the thought of it.  Is it just a habit to like it?

Also, I've never read a single post where anyone wants the OOT.  That seems strange.

Also also, watch out for the Saucer People!

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TV’s Frink said:

Also also, watch out for the Saucer People!

Capt Sulu says:

Okay.

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Ouch. What a warm welcome to the forum.

I say never release the originals. Keep the fans talking about something.

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Paramecium302 said:

Ouch. What a warm welcome to the forum.

Firstly, this site does require a sense of humor. Not sure if it's in the rules.

Secondly, you should expect mocking when one of your first posts on a forum discussing preserving Star Wars is...'you people don't really like Star Wars, do ya?'

To answer Frink, while I try very hard to hate Star Wars I just can't do it. I shake my fist at Kenner for producing so many poorly made toys in the 90s (which I bought) knowing they would sell like hotcakes no matter what and only now produce higher quality toys (cloth and vinyl accessories, detailed sculpts) in an apparent effort to appeal to the more mature and diehard fans. I shake my fist at Lucas for refusing to preserve and release my favorite movies. Even the atrocious PT hasn't put me off Star Wars!

The blue elephant in the room.

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Ensign Demora Sulu says :

 

Dad we have a new problem here.

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The other night I had the Cantina Band's second song stuck in my head, and I couldn't sleep.

I hated that.

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Mr. Sulu...do you love Star Wars unconditionally just like everyone else here?

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Ug I still hate Star Wars.  Stupid Shatner was always over acting.  And what's up with Malcolm Reynolds, can he ever beat Saruman in a game of three dimensional chess.  And Howard why is he always a duck, sheesh cast a Ninja Turtle for once.  Specism if you don't ask me.  And Star Wars'ess lame special effects, how many chest bursters does it take to get a coffee.  Barrrrrrrf in this thread I will. 

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TV’s Frink said:

Mr. Sulu…do you love Star Wars unconditionally just like everyone else here?

Captain Sulu says :

Look, as long as I have my tea and biscuits I’m fine trekking without the wars.

Helmsman Ramus says :

That’s what the kid was trying to tell you captain we are clean out of biscuits, cookies and French Fancies.

Captain Sulu says :

WTF!