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As predicted by Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs…
More disturbing than that C-3PO tape dispenser!
Whatever you do, don’t squeeze it!
Why, George? WHY!!!
Where were you in '77?
As predicted by Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs…
More disturbing than that C-3PO tape dispenser!
Whatever you do, don’t squeeze it!
Why, George? WHY!!!
Where were you in '77?
I used to be very active on this forum. I’m not really anymore. Hi everybody. You’re all awesome. Keep up the good work.
“My skill are no longer as Mad as the once were” RiK
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Originally posted by: greencapt
The product name is better than most that Lucas has come up with for the PT anyhow...
"A hard rain fell in Coruscant. From the window of his small living quarters Obi-Wan Kenobi could barely detect a pulsing, throbbing beat. Not the just the window, he thought. No- everywhere. Damn. It must be that bastard Zewa Moll who had just moved upstairs. A Jedi Zewa may be, but a punk kid who played his music too loudly was all that Kenobi would ever see. It could be worse though- at least Moll wasn't into 'boy bands' like Anakin was."
“My skill are no longer as Mad as the once were” RiK
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Originally posted by: Bossk
I wanna know what the actual TP looks like. Does it have characters on it? Can I wipe my ass with a Wookie?
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Originally posted by: greencapt
LOL. Yeah, I knew it was toilet paper- the name just inspired me!
Let's just hope that the the TP doesn't come in two varieties: 'Soft and Smooth' like Padme's bare midriff or 'Rough and Irritating', like sand...
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Originally posted by: Darth Chaltab
ROFLMHO!!!!
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Originally posted by: greencaptQuote
Originally posted by: Bossk
I wanna know what the actual TP looks like. Does it have characters on it? Can I wipe my ass with a Wookie?
So Chewbacca and Wicket the Ewok were squatting next to each other and taking a dump.
Chewbacca looked over at Wicket and grunted "Ewok- you ever have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?"
Wicket, puzzled, looked back at Chewie and said "Why no, I don't have trouble with crap sticking to my fur."
So Chewbacca picked Wicket up and wiped his ass with him.
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Originally posted by: Bossk
I wanna know what the actual TP looks like. Does it have characters on it? Can I wipe my ass with a Wookie?
<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>
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Originally posted by: soundtrackmaster
Greencapt: You can´t speak German? Real good story though!!
Ricarleite: YES!!! IT IS TOILETPAPER!!!
Silverwook: Are you German???
Greetings
geko
Where were you in '77?
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