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As predicted by Mel Brooks’ Spaceballs…
More disturbing than that C-3PO tape dispenser!
Whatever you do, don’t squeeze it!

Why, George? WHY!!!

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I need some of that. Seriously.

I used to be very active on this forum. I’m not really anymore. Hi everybody. You’re all awesome. Keep up the good work.

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Signs and Portents...

The marketing has now followed the dark path of the new films.

“My skill are no longer as Mad as the once were” RiK

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Uh is this what I think it is? Toilet paper? Is it made from the original negatives of all the Jar Jar Binks scenes?

Wow finally something more bizarre than the Princess Leia soap bar.
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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The product name is better than most that Lucas has come up with for the PT anyhow...

"A hard rain fell in Coruscant. From the window of his small living quarters Obi-Wan Kenobi could barely detect a pulsing, throbbing beat. Not the just the window, he thought. No- everywhere. Damn. It must be that bastard Zewa Moll who had just moved upstairs. A Jedi Zewa may be, but a punk kid who played his music too loudly was all that Kenobi would ever see. It could be worse though- at least Moll wasn't into 'boy bands' like Anakin was."
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Greencapt: You can´t speak German? Real good story though!!

Ricarleite: YES!!! IT IS TOILETPAPER!!!

Silverwook: Are you German???

Greetings
geko
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Originally posted by: greencapt
The product name is better than most that Lucas has come up with for the PT anyhow...

"A hard rain fell in Coruscant. From the window of his small living quarters Obi-Wan Kenobi could barely detect a pulsing, throbbing beat. Not the just the window, he thought. No- everywhere. Damn. It must be that bastard Zewa Moll who had just moved upstairs. A Jedi Zewa may be, but a punk kid who played his music too loudly was all that Kenobi would ever see. It could be worse though- at least Moll wasn't into 'boy bands' like Anakin was."


HAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

“My skill are no longer as Mad as the once were” RiK

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LOL. Yeah, I knew it was toilet paper- the name just inspired me!

Let's just hope that the the TP doesn't come in two varieties: 'Soft and Smooth' like Padme's bare midriff or 'Rough and Irritating', like sand...
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I wanna know what the actual TP looks like. Does it have characters on it? Can I wipe my ass with a Wookie?
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Originally posted by: Bossk
I wanna know what the actual TP looks like. Does it have characters on it? Can I wipe my ass with a Wookie?


So Chewbacca and Wicket the Ewok were squatting next to each other and taking a dump.
Chewbacca looked over at Wicket and grunted "Ewok- you ever have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?"
Wicket, puzzled, looked back at Chewie and said "Why no, I don't have trouble with crap sticking to my fur."

So Chewbacca picked Wicket up and wiped his ass with him.
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Originally posted by: greencapt
LOL. Yeah, I knew it was toilet paper- the name just inspired me!

Let's just hope that the the TP doesn't come in two varieties: 'Soft and Smooth' like Padme's bare midriff or 'Rough and Irritating', like sand...


ROFLMHO!!!!

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ROFLMHO!!!!


Thank you, thank you very much... I'll be here all week...

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Originally posted by: Bossk
I wanna know what the actual TP looks like. Does it have characters on it? Can I wipe my ass with a Wookie?


So Chewbacca and Wicket the Ewok were squatting next to each other and taking a dump.
Chewbacca looked over at Wicket and grunted "Ewok- you ever have trouble with crap sticking to your fur?"
Wicket, puzzled, looked back at Chewie and said "Why no, I don't have trouble with crap sticking to my fur."

So Chewbacca picked Wicket up and wiped his ass with him.


LOL wrong on so many levels... Reminds me of an old thread about an year ago that discussed how were the bathrooms in the SW universe, having so many different creatures with different bodies...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: Bossk
I wanna know what the actual TP looks like. Does it have characters on it? Can I wipe my ass with a Wookie?


Probably not, but try this instead ...



(I could say "butt, try this instead ...")
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This is probably the most appropriate product placement I've seen for the PT (TP, that is. )

"Silverwook: Are you German???"

Why does "The Fifth Element" come to mind?

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Nope. I'm American. I spotted that in a thread on another board about really bad SW merchandise and my head simply exploded. The site it's from http://www.toysrgus.com/collectors.html has literally every item that's ever been made. This has to be the capper to someone's collection.
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Greencapt: You can´t speak German? Real good story though!!

Ricarleite: YES!!! IT IS TOILETPAPER!!!

Silverwook: Are you German???

Greetings
geko

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We are all doomed. Terribly doomed.
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

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Threepio: Oh this is such a drag. And someone must have been taking a drag when they thought of this.

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Please tell me that this is just a very clever and well done photoshop! Please!
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[dishonesty]That was obvioulsy a photoshop piece and Sessler would have to be a moron to not see it.[/dishonesty]

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Oh Good God.

EP III toilet paper. *shakes head in disbelief*

now, you know what would sell? Toilet paper with Lucas's face on it.


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