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Discussion: Funniest Ebay Auction!

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Nice body, too bad her face scares me. That guy did the same thing with the Emperor's Royal Guard...

Guarding her "royals".

Check that, he has about two dozen figures up for auction and all use her as a model. Even Leia.
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Oh, it's very wrong. But what better way to appeal to people than by using sex as a selling point. View Askew does it with auctions of props and memorabilia from Kevin Smith's films. They have a girl from their NJ offices who dresses skimpily and poses with the items. The big difference being that Amy Noble (from View Askew) is actually a very beautiful woman compared to the one on these auctions.
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No kidding. Amy is very pretty.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Wow, so I'm not the only one who knows of Amy Noble on this site?

Dayv, she played the mother of baby Silent Bob in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Here's a pic of her as well. One of NewsAskews auction collages...

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DAMN!
how much for her?
lol
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Yeah, and the little catholic schoolgirl blouse and skirt drive me insane.
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Originally posted by: Bossk

Dayv, she played the mother of baby Silent Bob in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Here's a pic of her as well. One of NewsAskews auction collages...


I knew she looked familiar the first time I saw her!

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Hey man- sex sells. Gives me an idea of what to do for my next ebay auction...
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Originally posted by: jedimaster
Hey man- sex sells.

Amen, brother!
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Originally posted by: PSYCHO_DAYV
KEVIN SMITH'S WIFE IS PRETTY HOT TOO.


TTIWOP!
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Originally posted by: jedimaster
TTIWOP!

huwhat?
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This thread is worthless without pix.
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We'll see what we can do.

Here's one shot of Kevin Smith's wife Jen Schwalbach that appeared in Playboy. Link to it here.

And here's some safer shots. Kevin was responsible for the end result shots and the one above is good.







Talk about a guy who's secure in his relationship.
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Did you check the linked photo?
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Damn, it's hard to type one handed!
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littlejm, the details were thoroughly unnecessary on that one.
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Twas a joke, dude.
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Oh, I know. Just razzin' ya.
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