Dear OT Elitist Bigots...

NOTE: This forum is not directed towards people who merely like the original trilogy, dislike the prequel trilogy, and can move on with their lives. This is directed to the narrow minded, ignorant man children who attack anyone with a different opinion.

A long time ago, I used to think that the most annoying fanbase was the Twilight fanbase. Lord knows, I nearly punched a hole in my wall when I found out that one fangirl had claimed that Stephanie Meyer was a better writer than my favorite writer of all time, Stephen King. But after seeing the bigotry, hatred and ignorance from original trilogy elitists like many seen on this site, I came to the conclusion that you are worse. 

Like I said, liking the original trilogy is one thing, but you people quite frankly act like schoolyard bullies. You saw a kid on the playground who liked something you didn't, and you proceeded to call him names, and attack him for not conforming. Which oddly enough probably happened to you for liking Star Wars when you were a kid. I suppose that what separates the rational, reasonable folks who love the OT from the close minded, childish freaks like the OT elitist bigots.

And don't even get me started on their ungratefulness. Refusing to just accept change, or even dislike change and admit that the creator or your beloved series should still be respected, you again childishly lash out at George Lucas merely because he's doing with his movies what he has the right to do. It's like a bunch of children, waking up on Christmas morning with a bountiful mass of presents underneath the Christmas tree. But when they find out that they didn't get the exact present that they wanted, they shout at their parents "I hate you! I'm never talking to you again!" It really is quite amusing, and one of the few times that OT bigots can actually contribute something to society.

And of course, like I implied earlier, OT bigots cannot handle a different opinion. It doesn't matter if you're a film student, a critic or a film professor, in the eyes of these depraved children, if you think the Star Wars prequels are good you are "stupid and have bad taste and should kill yourself" Yeah, you can love movies like Leaving Las Vegas, 21 Grams, Rear Window, Shattered Glass, One Flew over The Cuckoo's Nest, 12 Angry Men and Rebel Without A Cause, you can be a Shakespeare enthusiast, you can have a 4.0 GPA and be the most compassionate guy on the planet, but if you like these movies, the OT bigots will treat you with the contempt that is msot deserved of racists and homophobes. Hell, you guys (Again, talking to the elitists, not the fans) won't even ALLOW someone to give a dissenting opinion without schoolyard insults and attacks. In fact, I actually planned on giving my own opinions on the prequels and defenses in a respectful manner, but why bother? You're not interested in debating...You're interested in conforming to a single opinion based on vapid fanboyism and nostalgia. "Resistance is futile, you must assimilate!" ;)

So please, please go ahead. Insult me. Make fun of me. Makes jokes about prequel fans merely for being prequel fans. I look forward to laughing my ass of at my keyboard at your bigotry and rage.

Sincerely,

SirHenryPercy

O! please please please MOAR TROLLING PLEASE!@

SirHenryPercy said:

So please, please go ahead. Insult me. Make fun of me. Makes jokes about prequel fans merely for being prequel fans. I look forward to laughing my ass of at my keyboard at your bigotry and rage.

Sincerely,

SirHenryPercy

Sadly this is against forum rules.

If you would like to re-post your missive on the off-topic section I'm sure at least one person would try their best to fulfill your stated desires.

SirHenryPercy said:

NOTE: This forum is not directed towards people who merely like the original trilogy, dislike the prequel trilogy, and can move on with their lives. This is directed to the narrow minded, ignorant man children who attack anyone with a different opinion.

A long time ago, I used to think that the most annoying fanbase was the Twilight fanbase. Lord knows, I nearly punched a hole in my wall when I found out that one fangirl had claimed that Stephanie Meyer was a better writer than my favorite writer of all time, Stephen King. But after seeing the bigotry, hatred and ignorance from original trilogy elitists like many seen on this site, I came to the conclusion that you are worse. 

Like I said, liking the original trilogy is one thing, but you people quite frankly act like schoolyard bullies. You saw a kid on the playground who liked something you didn't, and you proceeded to call him names, and attack him for not conforming. Which oddly enough probably happened to you for liking Star Wars when you were a kid. I suppose that what separates the rational, reasonable folks who love the OT from the close minded, childish freaks like the OT elitist bigots.

And don't even get me started on their ungratefulness. Refusing to just accept change, or even dislike change and admit that the creator or your beloved series should still be respected, you again childishly lash out at George Lucas merely because he's doing with his movies what he has the right to do. It's like a bunch of children, waking up on Christmas morning with a bountiful mass of presents underneath the Christmas tree. But when they find out that they didn't get the exact present that they wanted, they shout at their parents "I hate you! I'm never talking to you again!" It really is quite amusing, and one of the few times that OT bigots can actually contribute something to society.

And of course, like I implied earlier, OT bigots cannot handle a different opinion. It doesn't matter if you're a film student, a critic or a film professor, in the eyes of these depraved children, if you think the Star Wars prequels are good you are "stupid and have bad taste and should kill yourself" Yeah, you can love movies like Leaving Las Vegas, 21 Grams, Rear Window, Shattered Glass, One Flew over The Cuckoo's Nest, 12 Angry Men and Rebel Without A Cause, you can be a Shakespeare enthusiast, you can have a 4.0 GPA and be the most compassionate guy on the planet, but if you like these movies, the OT bigots will treat you with the contempt that is msot deserved of racists and homophobes. Hell, you guys (Again, talking to the elitists, not the fans) won't even ALLOW someone to give a dissenting opinion without schoolyard insults and attacks. In fact, I actually planned on giving my own opinions on the prequels and defenses in a respectful manner, but why bother? You're not interested in debating...You're interested in conforming to a single opinion based on vapid fanboyism and nostalgia. "Resistance is futile, you must assimilate!" ;)

So please, please go ahead. Insult me. Make fun of me. Makes jokes about prequel fans merely for being prequel fans. I look forward to laughing my ass of at my keyboard at your bigotry and rage.

Sincerely,

SirHenryPercy

Graham Chapman shouts :

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS, COFFEE-NOSED, MALODEROUS PERVERT !!!!

SirHenryPercy said:

NOTE: This forum is not directed towards people who merely like the original trilogy, dislike the prequel trilogy, and can move on with their lives. This is directed to the narrow minded, ignorant man children who attack anyone with a different opinion.

A long time ago, I used to think that the most annoying fanbase was the Twilight fanbase. Lord knows, I nearly punched a hole in my wall when I found out that one fangirl had claimed that Stephanie Meyer was a better writer than my favorite writer of all time, Stephen King. But after seeing the bigotry, hatred and ignorance from original trilogy elitists like many seen on this site, I came to the conclusion that you are worse. 

Like I said, liking the original trilogy is one thing, but you people quite frankly act like schoolyard bullies. You saw a kid on the playground who liked something you didn't, and you proceeded to call him names, and attack him for not conforming. Which oddly enough probably happened to you for liking Star Wars when you were a kid. I suppose that what separates the rational, reasonable folks who love the OT from the close minded, childish freaks like the OT elitist bigots.

And don't even get me started on their ungratefulness. Refusing to just accept change, or even dislike change and admit that the creator or your beloved series should still be respected, you again childishly lash out at George Lucas merely because he's doing with his movies what he has the right to do. It's like a bunch of children, waking up on Christmas morning with a bountiful mass of presents underneath the Christmas tree. But when they find out that they didn't get the exact present that they wanted, they shout at their parents "I hate you! I'm never talking to you again!" It really is quite amusing, and one of the few times that OT bigots can actually contribute something to society.

And of course, like I implied earlier, OT bigots cannot handle a different opinion. It doesn't matter if you're a film student, a critic or a film professor, in the eyes of these depraved children, if you think the Star Wars prequels are good you are "stupid and have bad taste and should kill yourself" Yeah, you can love movies like Leaving Las Vegas, 21 Grams, Rear Window, Shattered Glass, One Flew over The Cuckoo's Nest, 12 Angry Men and Rebel Without A Cause, you can be a Shakespeare enthusiast, you can have a 4.0 GPA and be the most compassionate guy on the planet, but if you like these movies, the OT bigots will treat you with the contempt that is msot deserved of racists and homophobes. Hell, you guys (Again, talking to the elitists, not the fans) won't even ALLOW someone to give a dissenting opinion without schoolyard insults and attacks. In fact, I actually planned on giving my own opinions on the prequels and defenses in a respectful manner, but why bother? You're not interested in debating...You're interested in conforming to a single opinion based on vapid fanboyism and nostalgia. "Resistance is futile, you must assimilate!" ;)

So please, please go ahead. Insult me. Make fun of me. Makes jokes about prequel fans merely for being prequel fans. I look forward to laughing my ass of at my keyboard at your bigotry and rage.

Sincerely,

SirHenryPercy

 *yawn*  like I haven't heard this kind crap over and over before.   

You know that has to be the longest troll post I have ever seen and I have been on the net since 96 so well done sir.

Bingowings said:

SirHenryPercy said:

NOTE: This forum is not directed towards people who merely like the original trilogy, dislike the prequel trilogy, and can move on with their lives. This is directed to the narrow minded, ignorant man children who attack anyone with a different opinion.

A long time ago, I used to think that the most annoying fanbase was the Twilight fanbase. Lord knows, I nearly punched a hole in my wall when I found out that one fangirl had claimed that Stephanie Meyer was a better writer than my favorite writer of all time, Stephen King. But after seeing the bigotry, hatred and ignorance from original trilogy elitists like many seen on this site, I came to the conclusion that you are worse. 

Like I said, liking the original trilogy is one thing, but you people quite frankly act like schoolyard bullies. You saw a kid on the playground who liked something you didn't, and you proceeded to call him names, and attack him for not conforming. Which oddly enough probably happened to you for liking Star Wars when you were a kid. I suppose that what separates the rational, reasonable folks who love the OT from the close minded, childish freaks like the OT elitist bigots.

And don't even get me started on their ungratefulness. Refusing to just accept change, or even dislike change and admit that the creator or your beloved series should still be respected, you again childishly lash out at George Lucas merely because he's doing with his movies what he has the right to do. It's like a bunch of children, waking up on Christmas morning with a bountiful mass of presents underneath the Christmas tree. But when they find out that they didn't get the exact present that they wanted, they shout at their parents "I hate you! I'm never talking to you again!" It really is quite amusing, and one of the few times that OT bigots can actually contribute something to society.

And of course, like I implied earlier, OT bigots cannot handle a different opinion. It doesn't matter if you're a film student, a critic or a film professor, in the eyes of these depraved children, if you think the Star Wars prequels are good you are "stupid and have bad taste and should kill yourself" Yeah, you can love movies like Leaving Las Vegas, 21 Grams, Rear Window, Shattered Glass, One Flew over The Cuckoo's Nest, 12 Angry Men and Rebel Without A Cause, you can be a Shakespeare enthusiast, you can have a 4.0 GPA and be the most compassionate guy on the planet, but if you like these movies, the OT bigots will treat you with the contempt that is msot deserved of racists and homophobes. Hell, you guys (Again, talking to the elitists, not the fans) won't even ALLOW someone to give a dissenting opinion without schoolyard insults and attacks. In fact, I actually planned on giving my own opinions on the prequels and defenses in a respectful manner, but why bother? You're not interested in debating...You're interested in conforming to a single opinion based on vapid fanboyism and nostalgia. "Resistance is futile, you must assimilate!" ;)

So please, please go ahead. Insult me. Make fun of me. Makes jokes about prequel fans merely for being prequel fans. I look forward to laughing my ass of at my keyboard at your bigotry and rage.

Sincerely,

SirHenryPercy

Graham Chapman shouts :

DON'T GIVE ME THAT, YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS! SHUT YOUR FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE REALLY MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS, COFFEE-NOSED, MALODEROUS PERVERT !!!!

I read the opening note and immediately added this to my bookmarks for Classic LOL inclusion.  I haven't even read the rest of the "forum" yet, let alone the rest of the thread.  Brb.

I'm back.  What a great post.

I like to think that any mockery I make towards PT fans on these forums is just in lighthearted fun that isn't meant to be taken seriously. I tend to only get disingenuous with PT fans who are Lucas-worshipping zealots, and not too many of them rear their brown noses around here.

Puggo - Jar Jar's Yoda said:

Frink has already given you the thumbs up

 Not sure if serious.

DuracellEnergizer said:

Lucas-worshipping zealots

Examples of this include:

- thinking that it would be wrong for Disney to release the OOT because it isn't what Lucas wants

- thinking that the way things are in the prequels is the way things always were

TV's Frink said:

I'm back.  What a great forum.

FTFM

SirHenryPercy said:

And don't even get me started on their ungratefulness.

... the OT bigots will treat you with the contempt that is msot deserved of racists and homophobes. 

 Ungrateful for what? I mean honestly, what do you mean?

And for the record, a good chunk of us don't have contempt for racists or homophobes.