Since George let us know that Star Wars is really the Tragedy of Anakin Skywalker, I think we should all take a few moments to ponder on Darth Vader's secret desires. C'mon, he puts on a tough face (hardeeharhar), but beneath the layers, there's truly a sensitive man! What do you think Darth Vader secretly wants?
I think he wants to get a tattoo on his left prosthetic butt cheek that reads "Mom."
darth_ender said:
What do you think Darth Vader secretly wants?
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He wants to be a lumberjack.
"Close the blast doors!"
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I believe it's pretty well established that he wants to bring order and peace to the galaxy.
Later, he wants to hang out with his son.
He wants a less lame origin story.
He wants to be a pirate in The Pirates of Penzance.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
To KILL ALL SAND!
He wants to beat the Energizer Bunny once and for all.
To finally "get doze turdles!"
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
This one is two-fold:
Vader secretly wants to read romance novels such as A Skywalk to Remember, Knight in Black Armor, and Letters from Padme. But the Death Star hangar bookshops only seem to carry magazines filled with Twi'leks (called Oola La!) and holographic sudoku puzzle books.
Every now an then, he manages to get a hold of a nice little bit of romance, he wishes for some sort of eyepiece defroster, as the tears he cries tend to fog up his visual apparati, and he can't just stick his fingers in there to wipe it away, you know.
darth_ender said:
the Death Star hangar bookshops only seem to carry magazines filled with Twi'leks (called Oola La!)
Jedi Knight Doc Brown said:
This is not the magazine you are looking for *waves hand*
“It’s a lot of fun… it’s a lot of fun to watch Star Wars.” – Bill Moyers
I personally always thought he wanted to make the most delicious galactic whine*-sandwiches in the galaxy.
*I spelled that correctly.
^ Hey! Phantom Shadow stealer... :)
Darth wants to know if his BA is a SCUBA.
