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I'm not sure if anyone's seen this, but there's a spoof on all the DVD/SE changes on toastedpixel.com. The page in question is here:

Toasted Pixel - Star Wars Trilogy DVD Review

There are, what I thought were, hilarious animated renditions of scenes like...

Greedo Shooting First:

STAR TREK / STAR WARS CROSSOVER! In Special Ed. version, Han engages in what Star Trek fans refer to as "The Picard Maneuver." Basically, to elude an enemy, Han moves at Warp speed for a split second, creating a shadow image of himself. The enemy shoots at the wrong image, allowing Han to shoot back at Greedo. Or maybe it was bad digital editing, who knows.

Greedo shoots a bug on the wall about two feet from Han's head, while a lounging Han shimmies to the right seamlessly and shoots Greedo.

Actually, wait, now I just have no idea what the hell is supposed to happen in this shot. What the fuck.


Obi-Wan Versus Death Star Root Login Security (Tractor Beam):

They redid the words so they would be in the Aurebesh, rather than English. But they didn't redo any of the rest of the scene. So Obi Wan is still using punchcards and 20 baud modems on the Death Star's mainframe, only now we have no idea why.

The Return Of The Opening Scene (Vader's Arrival On Executor In Empire):

The re-used shot is Vader's opening scene in ROTJ, where a Commander greets Vader on the Death Star.

Let's go over the film sagas in history that have re-used scenes from their own films:

Death Stalker II
Fearless Hyena II
Return of the Jedi


Hayden Christensen:

Christensen seems to make eye contact with every crew member in the room, bowing and thanking everyone for his opportunity to appear as the ghost. Unfortunately, he doesn't seem to notice other people around him, like the two Jedi ghosts looking at him right next to him, and Luke Skywalker, the person he's supposed to be appearing for. Odd acting/directing choice. Eh. Could've been worse (Gungans).

I thought it was hilarious.
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That's bloody funny; I might have to d/l one of those images as wallpaper.

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Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Nice, loved the one about Jabba.
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found some comic strips that are funny too


click here
"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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The last one was pretty good.


Made for IE Forum's Episode III theme month - May 2005.

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Yippee!

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I very much enjoyed all of those reviews. Specifically what they postulate for the reason that GL made the changes - He is feeding on our brain waves, and we taste better if we are scared or confused. LMAO!!

Too good, thanks for the post Darth Justin.
"You don't own space, so stop actin' like you do."
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Originally posted by: Han's Girlfriend
found some comic strips that are funny too


click here



Just checked those out too, very amusing - esp "pray I dont alter it any further"
"You don't own space, so stop actin' like you do."
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glad you guys liked it

"Last night, Darth Vader came down from planet Vulcan and told me that if I didn't take Lorraine out that he'd melt my brain."
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Sorry, I'm late to this thread.

I love the line from Justin's link, "The consensus around the office is that stepping on Jabba's tail to make him yelp is the equivalent of stepping on Tony Soprano's balls while sassily explaining why you didn't pay him back. It's not generally something you get away with, much less with a 'you're a wonderful human being' comment attached."

That's just classic.

And I have just one thing to say about HG's comic strip link, "A bonfire! Yippeee!"

I'm a happy little SW geek now.
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Originally posted by: Darth Justin
I'm not sure if anyone's seen this, but there's a spoof on all the DVD/SE changes on toastedpixel.com. The page in question is here:

Toasted Pixel - Star Wars Trilogy DVD Review




I literally haven't laughed so hard since the first time I read this line "I was not stinking up the ship." Okay, so that was only a couple of weeks ago ...
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