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***Spoiler Warning***

From the set of Indy 4. In a thrilling climax, Indy must face his nemisis "the mexican" amid the lava flows, robots and general chaos of the collapsing ancient temple. Here, before he can finish him off, he must wait for the mexcian to shoot first, hoping he can deflect the bullet with only his trusty whip.

http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c159/linns_1973/Indy4.gif

Of course, since Spielberg will be invovled, the gun will be changed into a flashlight in post-production.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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No No No!!! That's all wrong!! Why use a real hats against a bluescreen when we can just CGI the whole thing?

War does not make one great.

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Hehe, that was truly hilarious. What a testament to filmmaking.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Indy 4? Nope. Not going to happen. I don't care what Lucas says. That man is dead to me so anything he makes technically doesn't exist. I may be confused as to why people will be buying tickets for "Item Removed for Cleaning" but what do I care? They'll just sit in a dark theater for 2 hours and then leave.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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Originally posted by: ADigitalMan
Potential Titles:

Raiders of the Geriatric Ward
Indiana Jones and the Search For Ben Gay
Indiana Jones and the Desperate Cry For Attention
Indiana Jones and Lack Of Cultural Relevance
Indiana Jones and the Bullwhip That Looks Like Callista
Indiana Jones and the Sheer Fact That Connery Has Aged Better

Indiana Jones and the Escape from the Nursing Home

My Projects:
[Holiday Special Hybrid DVD v2]
[X0 Project]
[Backstroke of the West DVD]
[ROTS Theatrical DVD]

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LOL..I have to say, I would actually rather watch that.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
FUCK INDY WE NEED ALIENS 5!!!!!!!!!!


We did have Alien V. I was called Alien vs. Predator. This is further proof of my theory that some franchises should just be left alone and left to speak for themselves. Will Indy 4 ever happen? I hope not.

“What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one.”

Neil Postman, Amusing Ourselves to Death

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Originally posted by: auraloffalwaffle
Originally posted by: generalfrevious
He might as well cast Hayden in the role!


[Pause]

[Starts to eat own head]


LMAO!

“What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one.”

Neil Postman, Amusing Ourselves to Death

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"I was called Alien vs. Predator. This is further proof of my theory that some franchises should just be left alone and left to speak for themselves."

Agreed. Whoever okayed that plotline was a dumbshit.

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>

<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>

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I was working for the company that done the PP on AVP while they were working on it, and even though I had seen tons of footage long before the film was released, nothing could prepare me for how bad it was. Seriously, unless done properly and respectfully, they need to stop ressurecting franchises.

War does not make one great.

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Have you guys seen the the script for AvP 2? Aye aye Aye is it bad.
40,000 million notches away
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For everyone saying there won't be an Indy 4, I once thought that about an Episode One. It will be frightening to see what they come up with. Ah, remember the crystal thing at the end of TPM? Maybe in this one Indy will travel to the planet of Naboo (through a stargate sort of ancient transportation device) and be joined by a young Gungan lad, named Tall Tall Circular (it is early in the morning, best I could think of, forgive me. I was sort mixing the concept of Shortround and Jar Jar) in search of this acient lost artifact.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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Originally posted by: theredbaron
Yeah, the quote pretty much suggests that he honestly believes that TPM was ill-received because it defied expectations, rather than it was simply a crap movie, which it was...

It's kind of like the gimmicks: "We're making films in 3-D and improving special effects techiques. How can we attract the audience if this does not work?"

Um, have you tried making good movies?

Have you guys seen the the script for AvP 2? Aye aye Aye is it bad.


Please God, no more AvP. I'll just go watch my disc of Cameron's Aliens, thanks. It's just as entertaing twenty years later.

“What Orwell feared were those who would ban books. What Huxley feared was that there would be no reason to ban a book, for there would be no one who wanted to read one.”

Neil Postman, Amusing Ourselves to Death