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Cookie MOnsters favorite jokes! — Page 14

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TV’s Frink said:

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Aunt Beru and Uncle Owen?

It would have been Ric and Padme if Ani hadn’t gotten in the way.

I think you mean Ric and all the ladies.

If I ever get into Lucasfilm, I’m gonna pitch “Ric Olie, Intergalactic Man of Mystery” to Kathleen. I feel like Star Wars needs a cool James Bond character and who better than Ric?

Keep Circulating the Tapes.

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Helen Keller once described a cheese grater as; “the most violent book I’ve ever read.”

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suspiciouscoffee said:

^That was cheesy, get some grater material.

I found it to be more grating.


You know, figuratively.


Hope you’re not waiting for an add-on joke here, cuz you won’t get one.
Just didn’t like the joke.