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Bingo you should just write your family off. <_<

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Tyrphanax said:

Bingo you should just write your family off. <_<

I have a very large family with nice people in it.

Youngest niece is acting all terrible teen at the moment (a bit late I guess for someone who will be 21 in February) but she used to be nice and she may be nice again.

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Bingowings said:

Tyrphanax said:

Bingo you should just write your family off. <_<

I have a very large family with nice people in it.

Youngest niece is acting all terrible teen at the moment (a bit late I guess for someone who will be 21 in February) but she used to be nice and she may be nice again.

It should be easy for the niece to be nice again. Just remove the 'e'.

“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”

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georgec said:

Bingowings said:

Tyrphanax said:

Bingo you should just write your family off. <_<

I have a very large family with nice people in it.

Youngest niece is acting all terrible teen at the moment (a bit late I guess for someone who will be 21 in February) but she used to be nice and she may be nice again.

It should be easy for the niece to be nice again. Just remove the 'e'.

Then she would be a "niec". That's just silly.

 

Anyway....is she cute?

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Davnes007 said:

georgec said:

Bingowings said:

Tyrphanax said:

Bingo you should just write your family off. <_<

I have a very large family with nice people in it.

Youngest niece is acting all terrible teen at the moment (a bit late I guess for someone who will be 21 in February) but she used to be nice and she may be nice again.

It should be easy for the niece to be nice again. Just remove the 'e'.

Then she would be a "niec". That's just silly.

 

Anyway....is she cute?

She is in an Adele in need of a diet sort of way.

"Roomy" as a friend might say.

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Bingowings said:

Tyrphanax said:

Bingo you should just write your family off. <_<

I have a very large family with nice people in it.

Well, just the bad ones obviously!

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The other Chateau Bingowings Christmas tradition of the fan wheel on the boiler conking out resulting in an expensive visit from the plumber has happened.

It's almost magical.

I have to drag my old flame effect electric faux coal stove out from the cupboard under the stairs and switch it on for a few days.

It's kind of romantic and much better than broadcast television.

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Boy, rereading this thread, I think Bingowings just really gets a kick out of being a turd ;)

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Well, since this thread has been revived, here's the Krampus and that Claus fellow.

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Where were you in '77?

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Gosh, I thought you all said Krampus wasn't lovable!

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Bingowings said:

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No I can not be made to not think.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NgztPP_CWNQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWoKi3e83ag

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jelyGb0luj8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OhJVMZjxzA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=do64l9QnStM&feature=relmfu

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2Ws4S1yN_U

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKH5S5IpGdk

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bY0oM0FwGUo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GkMvKeX7erI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7BnKFl7lYI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcSUWP0QNeY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBZ0l3CiPM4&feature=relmfu

 Ahh, good times...

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^It forms an arrow, an arrow which points toward my dresser, a dresser upon which rest my TV and my toothbrush.

This site is owned and operated by Freemasons, isn't it?

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Stonecutters actually, who took the birth of Christ and infused it with pagan symbolism in order to unite the world and create a world order.

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darth_ender said:

Boy, rereading this thread, I think Bingowings just really gets a kick out of being a turd ;)

You should have heard me with the Jehovah's Witnesses yesterday.

Normally I get missionaries that follow the old lady, young lady template.

This time it was a late teen/early twenties George Lucas dressed in his prom outfit. With a big imposing looking bruiser with a baby on his shoulders.

I asked them to "please not".

To which George asked "no?".

I was washing up and my hands were covered in suds.

Well at least he now understands the missionary position.

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NO POSTING IN THESE SORTS OF THREADS UNTIL AFTER THANKSGIVING!!!!!

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As I am currently posting from an alternate timeline where Thanksgiving is celebrated on July 17th, I am completely free to post here to my heart's content.

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NO POSTING FROM ALTERNATE TIMELINES!!!

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Since I wrote about the Christmas that broke the line of tradition things have gotten progressively worse.

My sister moved to mother's house after a 'fall' caused a injury to her foot. She has been there ever since, this is getting on for two years.

She barely gets up. I spent the whole of my stay trying to get her the psychiatric treatment she needs, the housing she needs while also trying to tend to my mother's failing health. All this while she herself rebels against every necessary move by having 'seizures' which are strangely convenient.

My eldest niece enables her depressive isolation while taking full advantage of my mother's generosity as a cook, as a laundry service and a cheap roof over her head while she plans to have a child with a man who refuses to live with her let alone marry her. My youngest niece continues to not want anything to do with our side of the family and I can't blame her at all.

By way of connection to the subject banner I finally took the last of last Christmas' decorations (brought over to my mother's house on the dogged insistence that tradition be maintained) back to her rotting abandoned house.

I've come to hate Christmas.

It's fake on every level.

My Christmas present from my lovely next door neighbours is always a bottle of port and it always drunk (not this year, I poured it down the sink the moment I noticed he opened it) by my significant other who in his drunken state is frequently abusive.

I get a strange pain that start around August and just gets more acute as the year draws to it's close. If I had my way I'd ban Christmas, I'd ban booze and I'd seriously regulate the formation of families.

Thank heavens I never get my way on that I can gratefully depend.

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It's way too early for this thread.

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Tobar said:

It's way too early for this thread.

 How about now?

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But...but...Santa's got to be real! I've seen him!

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We just set up a new (to us) tree today.  My wife went out and bought new decorations so we could go for a more elegant look.  It's really quite beautiful.  Frank Sinatra is currently singing from my computer speakers "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas."  I love this time of year!

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My family doesn't decorate until a week or so before Christmas, and we don't begin celebrating it until Christmas Eve. We observe the Catholic season of Advent in the three to four weeks preceding Christmas, and continue celebrating Christmas into the New Year, since the liturgical season of Christmas continues until the Feast of the Epiphany. Thus, Christmas music and goodies will have to wait about three more weeks. I find it makes the actual day feel more special, but it really depends what traditions you're brought up with.