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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
The Mangler Bros. Psycho Dayv Armchaireviews Notes on Suicide
HARMY RULES
War does not make one great.
Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.
There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
I haven't had mine up in almost a decade.
See a doctor.
Bingowings said:
I haven't had mine up in almost a decade.
why?
Well, you see, when a man gets "excited" blood rushes out of his brain and into his crotch - known as 'getting it up'
But, sometimes this doesn't happen as expected. That's when Mr. Doctor gives him a little blue pill that makes it happen.
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
For a combination of reasons.
A) The better half hates Christmas so it would create unnecessary domestic friction.
B) I always (other than that one time when the snow prevented it) spend Christmas and New Years down with my family and friends in England so I'm not here on Christmas Eve.
When I used to put decorations up, the family tradition was to put the up on Christmas Eve and take them down on the day before twelfth night. This year I was away for the duration.
I didn't put any up because I was too f----ing lazy....and I would be up north visiting family, too.
:)
PS: I've never needed to use a little blue pill.
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
Bingowings said:
A) The better half hates Christmas so it would create unnecessary domestic friction.
why does your better half hate Christmas?
He just does.
People are different, sometimes they like things you don't sometimes they dislike things you like, sometimes they like the same things as you.
Weird but true.
and then it turned out rob was straight.
A Goon in a Gaggle of 'em
And there's no Santa Claus.
but according to the Chicago Sun there is.
How would the Chicago Sun know anything about Rob?
I am Chicago Sun.
NO....I am Chicago Sun
Star Wars Episode XXX: Erica Strikes Back
If you want Nice, go to France
I am the son of Chicago.
“Grow up. These are my Disney's movies, not yours.”
*sigh*