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Childhood Misconceptions (aka The Trap Thread, but misconceptions still welcome) — Page 4

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Maybe they figured they'd lace it with grenades and blow it up, or that they'd just take it over.  I'm assuming they took the line "That armor is too strong for blasters" literally, and not the way Luke meant ("That armor is too strong for blasters while it's standing up!  Knock them over and they explode like pinatas!") ;-)

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Maybe if there were any stormtroopers who escaped the crash, the rebels want to capture or exterminate them.

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I just now found out (through the radio drama) that during the Cell Block escape Han shouts "He's the brains, sweetheart!" to Leia.  I always thought he said, "Peas for brains, sweetheart!"

I also never understood what Veers or whoever said to Vader during the first AT-AT scene on Hoth.  He says something to the effect of "You may start your landing." but with his strong British clip- I thought he said, "You may start your napping."  That didn't make any sense... but that's what I always heard.

I'll tell you about OTHER people's misconceptions.  When Jabba says that Han will become "Ban-tha poo-doo" and the subtitles say "bantha fodder"... this has caused many of the "Star Wars generation" to think that the English word "fodder" means "poop" rather than "food".  It sure doesn't help that the prequels turned it into a mild oath "Poodoo!" where a literal translation into "fodder" doesn't make much sense.  Maybe batha's eat their own poop.  That would solve this little conundrum.

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xhonzi said:

I just now found out (through the radio drama) that during the Cell Block escape Han shouts "He's the brains, sweetheart!" to Leia.  I always thought he said, "Peas for brains, sweetheart!"

I've always got that part, but I never really understood Han's: "Nice girl!  Either I'm going to kill her or I'm beginning to like her!"  Especially as a kid.

I'll tell you about OTHER people's misconceptions.  When Jabba says that Han will become "Ban-tha poo-doo" and the subtitles say "bantha fodder"... this has caused many of the "Star Wars generation" to think that the English word "fodder" means "poop" rather than "food".  It sure doesn't help that the prequels turned it into a mild oath "Poodoo!" where a literal translation into "fodder" doesn't make much sense.  Maybe batha's eat their own poop.  That would solve this little conundrum.

That would kind of make sense as a terrible insult (not only are you crap, you are crap that the animal eats again).  But I think its too clever for Lucas. ;-)

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On the subject of the radio versions there is a moment, I can't remember where, when Vader says "So" in a very portentous manner, which used to make a friend of mine laugh because the distortion on Brock Peters' voice made it sound like he said "Sock".

I'll have to keep my ears peeled for that in future.

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Sock? How fitting here.

Bingo, you know we are all waiting for a picture of Admiral Washbar.

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Mr Sock

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Gaffer Tape said:

OHHHHH!  You are very funny!  It's like something but it sounds like something else and then it's funny!

Hey Gaff, you think Ackbar would use a matta boo boo?

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TV's Frink said:

Gaffer Tape said:

OHHHHH!  You are very funny!  It's like something but it sounds like something else and then it's funny!

Hey Gaff, you think Ackbar would use a matta boo boo?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA......  Wait, I don't get it...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!  Wait... aren't Vulcans vegetarians?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Ric Olie said:

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I think I threw up in my mouth a little.

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I used to think that Palpatine and Vader were part of some strange humanoid species because both had strange, white pasty skin.  This was when I was 4-6, of course.

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