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Originally posted by: SpecialEditionSaboteur
I want to have a threesome with Fisher in her bikini outfit and Portman in her Geonoshan two piece.


I like the way you think. But for me they would both be nude and wet
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is anyone else here curious to how Nat's lightsaber handling skills are????
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I want to have a threesome with Fisher in her bikini outfit and Portman in her Geonoshan two piece.


I like the way you think. But for me they would both be nude and wet


I want to bend leia over in her bikini and lift up that loin cloth. I wonder if she has anything on under there?
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I want to have a threesome with Fisher in her bikini outfit and Portman in her Geonoshan two piece.


I like the way you think. But for me they would both be nude and wet


A bikini is revealing yet leves a little for the imagination. That, to me, is every bit as sexy as being totally naked. And yeah, a 3-way would be great. Afterwards i'd be playing a song by Journey titled Why Can't This Night Go On Forever.
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secura, leia, amidalaa and mara jade... 5-way with them would be cool.
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Ha Ha...I forgot she was in that!!!
Then you probably forgot her cameo in "Scream 3", too!? *lol* That was hilarious!

Yep, Carrie's a) the better actress, and b) she was cooler in the role of Princess Leia than Nathalie as Padme.

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Taylor: Oh H, whatever happened to the way of the warrior??
Harold: The way of the warrior doesn't stand a chance against the way of the wife.
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Who else wanted to see Leia get it on with Wicket? Or Leia get it on with Jabba? Or Leia get it on with interogation droid?

mmm, the possibilities are endless!
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I think star wars should never feature sex, not even a slight inuendo. Thats one of the reasons for the failuer of AOTC, the romance thing-y going on. But now you say "oh how about Leia and Solo", well, that was different. They were always fighting and denying their love, it made it kinda interesting...

Yuk, I just thought of something, Leia kissed her brother in ESB... Now, imagine what would happen if she never had met Solo, and they never get to know they were brother and sister. Yes, redneck love comes to mind.
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Luke and Leia have to be conceived don't they.
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well anakin and amidalaa were also fighting their emotions - amidalaa at least...
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There now married so there is no more fighting emotions.
They could have Padme on the couch Anakin walk in saying
"Why can't the galaxy explode Padme" "A fat alien walked into the Jedi council"
Padme: "Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"
Anakin:"I had a horrible dream last night. I had a halloween mask. You were gone. I had two bratty kids fighting with teddy bears. Everything looked like it was made in the 1970s"
Padme: "It was a dream Anakin no way that will ever happen we are still in the prequal timeline"
Jar Jar: "Messa tink someone dislikes me"
Padme: "Nonsense Jar Jar you will be the most popular character ever"
Jar Jar: "Messa feel sick"
Anakin: "Thats because my lightsaber is in your ass"
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What the hell was that?

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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There now married so there is no more fighting emotions.
They could have Padme on the couch Anakin walk in saying
"Why can't the galaxy explode Padme" "A fat alien walked into the Jedi council"
Padme: "Is that a lightsaber in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"
Anakin:"I had a horrible dream last night. I had a halloween mask. You were gone. I had two bratty kids fighting with teddy bears. Everything looked like it was made in the 1970s"
Padme: "It was a dream Anakin no way that will ever happen we are still in the prequal timeline"
Jar Jar: "Messa tink someone dislikes me"
Padme: "Nonsense Jar Jar you will be the most popular character ever"
Jar Jar: "Messa feel sick"
Anakin: "Thats because my lightsaber is in your ass"


Now that Anakin married Padme, their life will be much more like a sitcon?

"Honey I'm home" *apluase* *cheering*
"Well, look who's here. The 'I kill them like animals' jedi. So, you forgot about our anniversary again, eh? too busy playing with your lightsaber?" *canned laugh*
"One of these days, Padme! I swear I'll send your fat ass to the Endor moon! And you'll live with Ewoks, and they are just like you: annoying, speak only in giberish, and are all hairy." *more laugh track*
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LOL!
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Another funny idea is Meet the Amadalas. Anakin meeting Padmes parents and screwing up over and over again. You could have her dad show Anakin nude photos of Padme flashing a pardy of gun guns. That would be funny. "Queen Amidalas wild years"
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or a 50 first dates concept.
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Maybe Anakin and Padme are what the movie Duplex needed, with Jar Jar as the annoying neighbour upstairs.

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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I believe I had that in my story. I made Jar Jar like Marcy. An annoying neighboor that won't leave. Not that Jar Jar is anywhere near as bad as Marcy Darcy
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JAR JAR BINKS FOR EMPEROR!
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THAT, I would pay to see!

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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you see...!
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Another funny idea is Meet the Amadalas. Anakin meeting Padmes parents and screwing up over and over again. You could have her dad show Anakin nude photos of Padme flashing a pardy of gun guns. That would be funny. "Queen Amidalas wild years"


"Girls Gone Wild on Naboo!"
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doggy style? hehe
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