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Here's something that's a little different and fun. Post a random Star Wars related photograph/picture and the next poster(s) will write some kind of diologue/ caption to accompany it. If anything, we'll get a few laughts.

I'll start one out:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/MJR1980/600px-Vadergrandadmirals.jpg

VADER: "This is the holographic image the doctor took of my left testicle yesterday at my appointment... You see that round thing? That's the giant boil that's been creating that damn irritation I've been telling you about... (Vader waves his right arm violently in the air.) Damn this cyborg armor! I can't scratch it!"
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Vader: "Hey, my Caco demon action figure just arrived.....No you can't touch it."
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Ha! These are great! Keep it up!

Here's a new photo:

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/MJR1980/375px-Leia_luke_kiss.jpg
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Leia: Luke, I think you need a tic tac. *Leia get's closer* Yep, definitely need a tic tac.
Luke: If I need a tic tac so bad why did you get closer to me sis?
Leia: Oh, well, I, um, .... Damn it, why'd you have to ruin what we had by telling me anyway?
Luke: Well, I thought you'd want to know. Besides, didn't you know already?
Leia: I suspected, I was in denial, deep denial.
Luke: Besides that, I thought you liked Han.
Leia: He might have died. Had to say something, couldn't exactly say "See ya later."

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Incest is the best
Put your sister to the test
Inbred in the bed
Squeeze your brother's purple head
Luke let's have some sex
Flex your Oedipus complex
Leia let's go inbreed
Mama's buried back in Theed
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Here he comes
Her comes Speed Racer
He's a demon on wheels
He's a demon and he's gonna be chasin' after someone.

He's gainin' on you so you better look alive.
He's busy revvin' up a powerful Mach 5.

And when the odds are against him
And there's dangerous work to do
You bet your life Speed Racer
Will see it through.

Go Speed Racer
Go Speed Racer
Go Speed Racer, Go!

He's off and flyin' as he guns the car around the track
He's jammin' down the pedal like he's never comin' back
Adventure's waitin' just ahead.

Go Speed Racer
Go Speed Racer
Go Speed Racer, Go!

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Originally posted by: MJR80

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f37/MJR1980/600px-Vadergrandadmirals.jpg


Vader: Can you believe some piece of Rebel scum named Katarn tried to steal these plans? Too bad he doesn't know that I secretly switched them beforehand with a Holocron full of scantily-clad Twi'lek pictures. The look on his face when he gives them to the Rebel Alliance...!
Emperor: ...charming, my young apprentice.
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Originally posted by: Sluggo
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a117/Sluggomatic2000/Jawa_Crawler1.jpg


Driver: "Quickly! Jump in guys! My mom is making dinner and it's spigetti night! The garlic bread is awesome!"

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Originally posted by: Sluggo
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a117/Sluggomatic2000/Jawa_Crawler1.jpg


Kenner's life-sized Star Wars Mini-Rigs proved to be too costly to make in large numbers.
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Originally posted by: Sluggo
http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a117/Sluggomatic2000/Jawa_Crawler1.jpg


STARWARS.COM, official Star Wars Shop Limited Time Offer!!!

LucasFilm Limited has made a limited run of functioning replicas of ugly vehicles from the Star Wars Saga!
For just $11,000,000,000,000 (that is Eleven-Trillion dollars for those who cannot count zeros), this fine replica can be yours. It even drives! (But is not street legal in the United States, EU or any other developed nation). LucasFilm has made an extremely limited edition of just 10,000 models, so place your order while our supplies last!
The movie from 1977 was called Star Wars, not Episode IV, not A New Hope, not Star Wars Episode IV: a New Hope, just plane Star Wars
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These aren't the nerds you're looking for, they canna reach the control panel.
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http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/robot_chicken_star_wars.jpg
LUKE: "Die, Trekkies!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/2007/01/02/star_wars_narrowweb__300x369,0.jpg
STORM TROOPERS: "Today is a great for Storm Troopers of all races!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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Now, this one should generate at least few replies


http://starwarsy.pl/galeria/aktual06.jpg
found at starwarsy.pl


Luke to Tarkin: ...and then general Dodonna said "We would smell Imperial agent a mile away!", can you believe this? So, how is my Dad doing?

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http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/7494/24070005chh5.jpg

Hi, I'm Midas - shake my hand!
I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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http://img.timeinc.net/time/daily/2007/0705/star_wars_conv0525.jpg
STORM TROOPER: "You are under arrest. You Have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law."
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg
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http://www.whodeyfans.com/uploaded_images/fanfun071019-1-745440.jpg
Fan: Yes, I'd like some Bud Light
Stormtrooper: I'm going to need to see your ID
Fan: You don't need to see my identification
Stormtrooper: I don't need to see your identification
Fan: I'm not the underage drinker you're looking for
Stormtrooper: You're not the underage drinker I'm looking for
Fan: I can go about my business
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business
Fan: Move along
Stormtrooper: Move along
George Lucas was seduced by the dark side. The OOT ceased to exist in his mind and became the Special Editions...." "They're more maching now than movies. Twisted and evil."
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Originally posted by: JennyS1138
http://www.whodeyfans.com/uploaded_images/fanfun071019-1-745440.jpg
Fan: Yes, I'd like some Bud Light
Stormtrooper: I'm going to need to see your ID
Fan: You don't need to see my identification
Stormtrooper: I don't need to see your identification
Fan: I'm not the underage drinker you're looking for
Stormtrooper: You're not the underage drinker I'm looking for
Fan: I can go about my business
Stormtrooper: You can go about your business
Fan: Move along
Stormtrooper: Move along


Orange Power!


http://starwars.wikia.com/images/d/d3/Lukevaderesb.jpg
DARTH VADER: "There ain't no way you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo mamma in da mouth!"
I'd like a qui-gon jinn please with an Obi-Wan to go.

Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v72/greencapt/hansolovsindy.jpg