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Originally posted by: Darth Enzo
Originally posted by: Windexed
...I agree 100% that the majority of the athletes at the winter olympics ARE NOT the best athletes in the world. I base this on the fact that a MILLIONTH of a percent of the world's population (black, white, pink, green, ect) never have, and never will have, access to these particular sports.


Wow. I'd say if a sport is accessible to all but 65 people on the face of the entire planet, that's pretty darn good availability.


x 6,499,999,935


How many nomads in the sahara have access to a basketball court?

Nemo me impune lacessit

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I could fucking curl. I've never curled before... but curling? Not a problem. I was born to curl sweetheart, and I could curl those Olympic assholes under the table.

I've slid plenty of shit across ice before, and I've used a broom.

I could easily combine the two. I'm going to make a bumper sticker that says "I'd rather be curling" and stick it right next to my "Bumpah Stickah" bumper sticker.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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You're on, Stinky. Name the rink, name the time. Curling's harder than it looks, my friend. I'll give you six ends before you crack.
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I'd curl so hard and fast you'd never curl again. You wouldn't even want to think about it.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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I found my broom, you're in big trouble now.

Prepare to be curled.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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hahaha ok lets see this, man this is going to be like when my fat ass friend tried to beat my track friend in a race. hahahaha
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Hey Shimra, you are a terrible member.

Sorry bud, I'm very fucked right now. You are very terrible, but that seems to last forever.

That's how it is. Have a good one.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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Originally posted by: Stinky-Dinkins
Hey Shimra, you are a terrible member.

Sorry bud, I'm very fucked right now. You are very terrible, but that seems to last forever.

That's how it is. Have a good one.


ok thanks for your input, it was very helpful
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That made less and less sense each time I read it, Stinky. Shim might have crap spelling sometimes, but at least what he has to say is mildly coherent.