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Originally posted by: Shimraa
Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Things will change, I promise you. Tomorrow, you will se a new AWK; a more reserved AWK.


you had your chance as far as i am concered.


I REALLY HAVE TO AGREE WITH SHIMRAA ON THIS ONE, BUT JAY HAS THE FINAL WORD.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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I am 100% with Shim and Dayv and basically everyone on the AWK situation, but to get this thread back on topic, I was reading the first page and I honestly believe that I fulfill all 10 criteria to be HLF's 'boytoy'. Despite this, I will not be applying for the position. Sorry girl, I'm taken


1. Must wear Aqua De Gio (aka "How-to-get-a-women-in-bed-like-THAT")

I actually do own a bottle of that.

2. MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside... this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it)

I think I'm not bad looking. Not great but not bad. I also think I'm a fairly cool dude, and for some reason women seem to like me so I guess I must be somewhat 'hot'. I'm singer/guitarist in a rock band - is that hot?

3. nice bum (this can be traded for another body part)

I have received favourable comments on my posterior

4. Must have a job, authorive figure preferred (ie professors )

I work for the British Government

5. must know how to dance (ie. grinding is a must)

Under the influence of alcohol, I have been known to break into a bit of 'Robot'. I would love to be able to swing dance but can't be bothered to take lessons.

6. Enjoys "games"

I like all kinds of games and fun and non-serious activities. If you are referring to sex games, I'm all for those too.

7. Has a life outside the forum

Definitely. I've travelled the world, have a wife, play in a band, work as a freelance illustrator.

8. exotic eye color and/or skin color

Hmm...This is where I fall down. My eyes are brown. But let's call them 'hazel' so I fit the criteria.

9. "You from outta town?" your answer must be YES

I'm from London

10.Must be comfortable with me using the terms "bitch" and "random" to describe you

Call me what you like

War does not make one great.

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It's okay, I'll be gone for a week when I come back i'll see a "BANNED" title under his name.
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Things will change, I promise you. Tomorrow, you will se a new AWK; a more reserved AWK.


Things will only change on this board when we see NO AWK.
I am fluent in over six million forms of procrastination.
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Honestly - HLF, Shimra, and AWK are borderline unreadable. You would think they were 15.

They shouldn't be encouraged to post, they make the entire forum look bad.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
So i got a private message asking if there were requirements for the position "Boy Toy". After careful thinking i made a list and here it is!

1. Must wear Aqua De Gio (aka "How-to-get-a-women-in-bed-like-THAT")
2. MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside... this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it)
3. nice bum (this can be traded for another body part)
4. Must have a job, authorive figure preferred (ie professors )
5. must know how to dance (ie. grinding is a must)
6. Enjoys "games"
7. Has a life outside the forum
8. exotic eye color and/or skin color
9. "You from outta town?" your answer must be YES
10.Must be comfortable with me using the terms "bitch" and "random" to describe you


so... applicants, i'd love a picture. in exchange i'll send you a good one of me.
if you have the maturity level under 18, i will not respond to you. that is a warning!


eh... why the hell not?

1. I don't wear this. it smells like a gigilo's ass. or at least what i think a gigilo's ass smells like. which isn't that good, i can tell you.

2. My wife thinks so.

3. my wife thinks so.

4. Teach music.

5. being puerto rican, it's a requirement to know how to dance. bust a move. 'nuff said.

6. i enjoy playing mike tyson's punch out. haven't beaten him yet, but one day, when i'm 60 probably, i will beat him. oh yes. i have a black belt in Super Mario Bros. i can beat the game in less than 5 1/2 minutes. that's how cool i was in high school.

7. I cook lasagna. i enjoy watching movies. i go dancing once in a blue moon. does that count as a life?

8. brown eyes. i fail the test.

9. i'm from and have been from out of town. army brat over here. been around the world.

10. bitches and randoms are my fave. bitchy randoms? random bitches?

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well, i bumped it for the hell of it.
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Why? No offense, but this thread is kinda........well, for lack of a better word, stupid.

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ah i was planning on posting on it tonight anyways kev, but thanks for the friendly bumping.

hmm not much to say today regarding boys. i was more in a 'kill me now with some plants' kinda mood.

how long till Brad and Angelina break up? i'm giving them a few years before she finds a new man.

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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you know i dont know what it is about angela, she has something about her that makes her seem creepy, i think its her eyes, or maybe her lips. her body is A ok though.
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I met this girl to day and I think I will ask her out, one bad thing she talks alot and she is very annoying. Now I know what it means to not listen to women.
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haha sean "she talks too much"

i'll let you in on a little secret.... it's called selective listening. very VERY handy!

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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"She talks too much, but I'll ask her out anyways" is a sentiment that I can identify with (sort of). But if you find her annoying, why ask her out?
Ah, how do I hate thee- let me count the ways.
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Originally posted by: sean wookie
I met this girl to day and I think I will ask her out, one bad thing she talks alot and she is very annoying. Now I know what it means to not listen to women.


hahaha i met a girl like this once, i went with it, but after about 4 months i couldnt stand her.

my advice go with it for now, if she turns you down oh well she annoying anyway, if she doesnt maybe you'll get used to it, and if you dont, theres always the chance of getting some action there. so the way i see it, its a win win situation for you. so go for it.
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i agree with shim, NEVER turn down action unless you have a very good reason to do so.
plus jordan is right, if she is annoying and talks to much, it doesnt matter. esp if she says no. however, i doubt she would say no if she was in need of action anyways.

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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"Jordan is right, take advantage of the annoying girl because she's probably desperate"? That is just about the complete opposite of the point I was trying to make.

But, if you're just in it for the action, then I'm the last guy to pay attention to.
Ah, how do I hate thee- let me count the ways.
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haha no no. i didnt quote you entirely on all that. i meant you're right in the sense that if she's annoying it doesnt matter.
i quote myself on saying 'go get yourself some random ass"
i know you'd NEVER take advantage of a girl... unless of course she demanded it in some kinda "scenario" hahaha

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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Hahaha, well there you go sean i hope that advice helps, and that you dont run away, thinking that doing the opposite of what we say is the right thing.
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If you think she's annoying, then you shouldn't go out with her. I mean, how can you have a basis for relationship if you can't stand being around her? And even if you are going for the *groan* action, I don't see how it would be any good if she was constantly getting on your nerves the whole time. Find someone you're more compatible with, and don't give into shallow urges.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Then I suppose my next goal is to become the wind beneath your wings (did that song ever become popular over there, or am I just making a joke you're destined to find not funny?)!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Wind beneath my wings? What are you talking about?

Nah, we got that song. We basically get everything you get. If anything it's America that is missing out on lots of cool English music and movies.

War does not make one great.

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Yeah, I hear you. Actually, my biggest fear after I posted that was that you'd reply by saying, "Actually, that was originally a British song. You Americans think you own everything?" or something like that. Yeah, shows my knowledge of music or lack thereof...

But at least we Americans didn't miss out on The Beatles.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.