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stinky you're pic sucks. his head isn't even facing the right way!

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aww ez on him PJ, you'll hurt the poor guys confidence, jsut cause he cant make proper jokes, doesnt mean...

hahaha
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haha you're right shim, i was feeling a little mean. that feeling has passed.

dayv you know i'm not too sure i've seen this resume you speak of....

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haha. i was hoping to maybe take another peak at it...

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i sure hope that is a "maybe" or "yes"

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Gaffer Tape's Application

Age: 19
Current Status: Very much engaged and very much a virgin.

APPLICATION REJECTED!!!

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Heh, why? Because you're afraid HLF will be beating down my door in the next couple of days, or because you pity my virginal status?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Gaffer Tape's Application

Age: 19
Current Status: Very much engaged and very much a virgin.

APPLICATION REJECTED!!!



Hey Gaff, why don't you guys just live together like DAYV and his GF do. That way, you don't have that feeling of being tied down in your subconscious (sp?) mind .
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Maybe I like the thought of being tied down. But I'll save that thought for marriage.

And, by the way, Dayv was married last time I checked.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Maybe I like the thought of being tied down. But I'll save that thought for marriage.


Well, that's not exactly what I meant, but...
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Hey, you can interpret that however you want to. But I do know from your previous posts that I feel the exact opposite about marriage than you do. Whereas you see a lifetime of imprisonment, I see a lifetime of willing connection to a person I'd never want to be without and who makes me feel as though I was missing a part of myself before I knew her.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Maybe I like the thought of being tied down. But I'll save that thought for marriage.


Well, that's not exactly what I meant, but...


adam this seems you happen to you often, did you mistake a GILF for a girl you wanted to fuck yesterday and get scared for life.
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adam stop being a hypocrite! you can't have everything and everyone in the world! even I know that! (altho at times i like to think otherwise)

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Originally posted by: Gaffer Tape
Hey, you can interpret that however you want to.

That's the cool part about it.

Originally posted by: Hot.like.fire
adam stop being a hypocrite! you can't have everything and everyone in the world! even I know that! (altho at times i like to think otherwise)


But I can have some things I want... like you