For more details, see this Markdown demo.
I’ll admit it, I lol’d.
I mean, it has been a while
So who’s gonna call it first?
Can I please be your boy toy
My phone number is X if you have any questions
I did not see this coming.
I might go for it
I might go for it
Don’t get your hopes up; it’s probably some money laundering scheme.
I gave up
I’d wager it’s a Markdown Scheme.
It appears our boy toy friend has vanished. That’s unfortunate.
That’s unfortunate.
Why?
That’s unfortunate.
Why?
Don’t take it seriously.
Oh man, OT.com used to be a hook up site? Count me in boyos.
If you’re a girl looking for a less than stellar looking sixteen year old with no self esteem and respect for himself then hit me up! I’m 52 kg and around 170 cms, practically irresistible.
Not enough people read the EU.
Never fear.
2. MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside… this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it)
So i got a private message asking if there were requirements for the position “Boy Toy”. After careful thinking i made a list and here it is!
Let’s see how I stack up.
- Must wear Aqua De Gio (aka “How-to-get-a-women-in-bed-like-THAT”)
I only wear Old Spice underarm deodorant. And when that’s gone …
- MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside… this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it)
I have it on good authority that my internal body temperature’s 37.0 °C/98.6 °F.
- nice bum (this can be traded for another body part)
A girl in high school once said I had a nice ass. Sure, it made me feel like a piece of meat, but it was the one and only time a female ever expressed some measure of physical attraction towards me.
- Must have a job, authorive figure preferred (ie professors)
My cats rule me with an iron paw, so …
- must know how to dance (ie. grinding is a must)
Then you’ll love my teeth, baby.
- Enjoys “games”
I enjoy the most dangerous game of all.
- Has a life outside the forum
Even a non-existent life?
- exotic eye color and/or skin color
My eyes are green and I never see the sun.
- “You from outta town?” your answer must be YES
I’m from out of many towns. Specify which one you’re referring to.
- Must be comfortable with me using the terms “bitch” and “random” to describe you
And you must be comfortable with me using the terms “Dr. Forrester” and “hard to starport” to describe YOU.
so… applicants, i’d love a picture. in exchange i’ll send you a good one of me.
if you have the maturity level under 18, i will not respond to you. that is a warning!
*sigh* Just barely made the grade.
I remember Hot.like.fire, friend of Shimraa.
It appears our boy toy friend has vanished. That’s unfortunate.
How does a forum member disappear. How come they just didn’t ban his account?
It appears our boy toy friend has vanished. That’s unfortunate.
How does a forum member disappear. How come they just didn’t ban his account?
I think you can ascend if your posts are good enough.
It appears our boy toy friend has vanished. That’s unfortunate.
How does a forum member disappear. How come they just didn’t ban his account?
He became one with the Force. Sort of like how Obi-Wan disappeared into the oblivion that one time. I bet dahmage was there.
This place is a dark reminder of what the internet used to be. The role-playing using asterisks just gives me war flashbacks.
I think Stinky-Dinkins summed this thread up cromulently.
If I were to devise an elaborate thread ranking system based on a 1 to 10 scale with 1 being an actual turd and 10 being the most precious of gems, I would refuse to rate this thread.
The result would be an insult to turds everywhere.
It appears our boy toy friend has vanished. That’s unfortunate.
How does a forum member disappear. How come they just didn’t ban his account?
What do we look like, mods?
Maybe one of the mods will read my question and answer? Have you ever “disappeared” a forum member on fanedit?