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Boy Toy Application

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So i got a private message asking if there were requirements for the position "Boy Toy". After careful thinking i made a list and here it is!

1. Must wear Aqua De Gio (aka "How-to-get-a-women-in-bed-like-THAT")
2. MUST BE HOT (inside and/or outside... this is really an open ended requirement as each man has at least one or more hot qualities to himself, he just doesnt realize it)
3. nice bum (this can be traded for another body part)
4. Must have a job, authorive figure preferred (ie professors )
5. must know how to dance (ie. grinding is a must)
6. Enjoys "games"
7. Has a life outside the forum
8. exotic eye color and/or skin color
9. "You from outta town?" your answer must be YES
10.Must be comfortable with me using the terms "bitch" and "random" to describe you


so... applicants, i'd love a picture. in exchange i'll send you a good one of me.
if you have the maturity level under 18, i will not respond to you. that is a warning!

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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ps. you dont need ALL the requirements... this is based on a point system and a little charming doesn't hurt ANYONE!

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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don't be scared boys! Life is a game... PLAY IT GOOD.

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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HLF, don't worry, I won't apply. But you know I'm always available if you ever get desperate and you need me.
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its also like a box of chocolates HLF you never know what your gonna get
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Life is a highway, and I'm gonna ride it all night long!
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I never want to hear Tom Cochrane out of AWK's mouth again. Blasphemy!

Besides, it had nothing to do with the thread.
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Originally posted by: sybeman
I never want to hear Tom Cochrane out of AWK's mouth again. Blasphemy!

Besides, it had nothing to do with the thread.


LOL
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Originally posted by: sybeman
I never want to hear Tom Cochrane out of AWK's mouth again. Blasphemy!

Besides, it had nothing to do with the thread.


Yes it did. HLF and Shimraa had posted similar posts before me.
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Originally posted by: Adamwankenobi
Originally posted by: sybeman
I never want to hear Tom Cochrane out of AWK's mouth again. Blasphemy!

Besides, it had nothing to do with the thread.


Yes it did. HLF and Shimraa had posted similar posts before me.


dont talk back to your eldars adam.
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Too bad!!!! Muhuhahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*runs away laughing maniacally*
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*grabs adam by the shirt and throws him out the window*
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*turns on jetpack, on loan from Warbler. flys away laughing maniacally*
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*adam flys into a wall as he laughs and looks at me*
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*Simraa reallizes that he was hallucinating, as Adam shoots him with the AWKsp™ and then flys away*
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nop jsut admit it, you flew into a wall adam, its ok there is no shame in it.
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If I were to devise an elaborate thread ranking system based on a 1 to 10 scale with 1 being an actual turd and 10 being the most precious of gems, I would refuse to rate this thread.

The result would be an insult to turds everywhere.

Harrison Ford Has Pretty Much Given Up on His Son. Here's Why

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Originally posted by: Shimraa
nop jsut admit it, you flew into a wall adam, its ok there is no shame in it.


See, you just can't admit that you were hallucinating. There's a name for that you know. It's called "denial."
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wow you never stop amazing me with your cleverness stinky, that post served absolution no purpose to anyone anywhere, i hope you enjoyed the minute of life you jsut lost writing that up.
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
wow you never stop amazing me with your cleverness stinky, that post served absolution no purpose to anyone anywhere, i hope you enjoyed the minute of life you jsut lost writing that up.


I suppose you could do better?
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Happy Valentines Day's guys!
Hope everyone has fun today and tonight!

~* you know you love me... xoxo *~

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Good luck finding a "boytoy" here in the internet. From what I can see you'll find a hell of a hard time finding some of the interneters to meet the requirements you listed.
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis