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Yikes! So much for fact checking and quality control. I'm surprised it doesn't say "Revenge of the Jedi."
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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And its missing the full the quote "Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son...but first, breakfast"
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Originally posted by: s7en
And its missing the full the quote "Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son...but first, breakfast"

Lol!
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Would you like some O.J. with your Jedi-O's?
"You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is 'Never get involved in a land war in Asia'."
--Vizzini (Wallace Shawn), The Princess Bride
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Kevin A
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Would you like some toast with your breakfast son? ...*hooooo* *puuuuurr*.... You know, breakfast is the most important meal of the day ...*hoooo* *puuuuur*... It makes you nice and strong for when you're force choking people.

Drink your milk too....you don't want to end up looking like the Emperor. He smoked 3 packs a day and didn't drink his milk and look at him now. ....*hoooo* *puuuurr*....

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LOL nice one.
"A Jedi can feel the force flow through him".
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OK this is my Vader cereal fanfic. Enjoy.

"Vader grabs a box of the cereal, and looks at it, puzzled. He sees his face on the box, but he can't read what's written, as the letters are not even similar to aurabesh. He opens the box slowly, and finds out a bag with some sort of cereal inside. He shaked the bag, confused, and opens it.

Vader then sees a bowl and a milk bottle. It becomes clear to him what he must do. He puts on some cereal on the bowl, just a little. Looks at the bag, loks at the bowl, and then puts in some more. He throws the cereal bag over his shoulder, and grabs the milk bottle. He looks at it, trying to decipher its meaning. He opens it, and slowly puts the milk over the cereal. He puts the bottle on the table, and grabs a spoon.

Vader looks at the spoon, looks at the bowl of cereal, looks at the spoon again. He slowly moves the spoon towards the cereal, and inserts it, diping it into the milk. After a short pause, he begins to move the spoon around, mixing the milk and the cereal.

Then, after a while, Vader grabs some cereal with the spoon, and slowly moves it into his head. he then realizes that there's no way he can put it into his mouth. He moves the spoon away, then moves it closer. He almost goes for his helmet, to let it off, but Vader suddenly gets pissed of the whole thing and throws the cereal bowl to the floor. He moves away, asking for a imperial officer nearby to clean the whole thing."
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Could somebody give poor Vader a straw? He would at least sip the milk
I saw the original theatrical release of the Old Trilogy on the big screen and I'm proud of it...
How did I accomplish that (considering my age) is my secret...
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I noticed this myself when I bought it. How could they screw up that line origin on the official cereal........

Great story Ric, nicely visual.


Made for IE Forum's Episode III theme month - May 2005.