Originally posted by: ricarleiteOriginally posted by: sean wookie
You can be buried and cremated. My grandma was, of course she married a man who was married 10 times.
Why would you be cremated AND buried? If you're wanna be buried so that the relatives can visit you and the goths can drink beer and dance to german indie rock over your grave, why not go as a whole body? Why burn it? I wanna be cremated because I want my ashes to be spilled over strategic places. Also, I want my whole family paranoid of if my mother has put a bit of my ashes over the food out of insanity for losing her son.
Of course, my real desire would be to be stuffed and mounted at the living room at a spinning pedestal that always face the place I've died, with a horror look in my face and a banana in each of my hands. But I'm afraid that would be too expensive, and a bit too scary to the children who break into my house at the night out of curiosity about the myth of the stuffed spining corpse at the neighborhood.