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I was in the mood for some Douglas Adams, so I was listening to So Long and Thanks for All the Fish read by the author. I never thought very highly of the later two Hitchhiker's books, and as a result, I have only read them once. After finding a hard cover copy of And Another Thing... in my local B&N's bargan bin for next to nothing, I decided it was time to give my lesser favored installments of the "trilogy" another visit.
After all was said and done, I made it five pages or so into And Another Thing... until I just couldn't cringe anymore. Eoin Colfer tries really hard to imitate Adams and it shows, reading like someone doing a really bad impression of Adams for at least the first five pages, whether or not the torture continues beyond that point I have no intention of finding out.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/21/bioshock-infinite-gameplay-video/
Here is a 10ish minute preview of "gameplay" of BioShock Infinite. I can't say it resembles "gameplay" 4realz but maybe it's all done in engine.
1. I can't believe they're pushing this game so hard already with a 2012 sometime release date.
2. I'm still worried the game will be Anti-American in its presentation.
And C3PX, which Game Informer cover did you get? The one with the little boy or with the young girl on it?
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
It's not my fault...
It's not my fault...
It's not my fault...
It's not my fault...
It's not my fault...
It's not my fault...
It's not my fault...
It's not my fault...
It's not my fault...
It's not my fault...
Sorry, I don't play video games.
xhonzi said:
1. I can't believe they're pushing this game so hard already with a 2012 sometime release date.
I know, I really can't be bothered to care about it this early. Would rather them save their advertising money and give out some really great promotional swag like the BS2 advertising team did. That was even more fun than the actual game. I shall forever treasure my Rapture Records vinyl and my membership card to the International Order of the Pawns, and I will never forget how creeped out I was both times when I unexpectedly received a sketchily labeled piece of mail with no return address on it. I was really freaked out by the membership card with my name on it, and it took me a good 10 minutes or so to begin to suspect it was another piece of BS2 promo. I regret not sending a letter to Mark Meltzer earlier in order to received the Little Sister's drawing and paper dolls. The was the coolest video game advertising campaign I have ever seen.
And C3PX, which Game Informer cover did you get? The one with the little boy or with the young girl on it?
Neither. I got the murder of crows cover. The one with the creepy man wearing a bowler hat, sitting on a park bench, leaning on his cane, surrounded by crows. It took me a while to realize that it was my new issue of Game Informer, rather than just some random junk mail Halloween store catalog.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
I haven't seen that one. Well, I did see the tiny tiny mostly obscured thumbnail of it inside the actual issue.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
*ice cream*
I'm also a little unamused at the deep neckline on the girl. I know, I know... video games are what they are... but I guess I was counting on BioShock to be a little above that kind of thing. I mean, there is cleavage... and then there is cleavage.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Cleavage? Where?!
Cue Darth Solo...
I SAID I WAS JUST KIDDING!!
You had better not...
Let's talk about BioShock some more. My favorite feature is when you can toggle between the rockets and the cluster-bombs.
Sluggo said:
I SAID I WAS JUST KIDDING!!
You had better not...
Let's talk about BioShock some more. My favorite feature is when you can toggle between the rockets and the cluster-bombs.
Yeah, the Screw Attack is by far my favorite move! Though when you unlock the ability to roll along the walls and ceiling is really cool too! Oh, and how about the end when you get to ram your drill through Mother Brain!! And just when you think it is over and you've beaten the game... BAM! Countdown begins and you've got to get out of there FAST! Such an adrenaline rush! Getting the Big Daddy to jump on all those platforms on the way back up to the surface was a pain!
Wow... I really want to play this game now. Fusing Bioshock and Metroid sounds awesome...
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
I seriously could play the classic metroid again. What an awesome game.
I'm in the wrong thread again, aren't I?
I whip it out and play it all the time. It is fantastic! I have two copies of it for my NES (just in case), and I have the rom on my DS. When I was in college I had a tradition of beating it every finals week... you know... to keep the GPA from getting too high, because that is never a good thing.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
C3PX said:
I whip it out and play it all the time.
Your mother whips it out and plays it all the time.
No. Actually, she doesn't. But that would be cool though.
"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape
If you look close you'll see I'm inevitably on-topic.
C3PX said:
xhonzi said:
And C3PX, which Game Informer cover did you get? The one with the little boy or with the young girl on it?
Neither. I got the murder of crows cover. The one with the creepy man wearing a bowler hat, sitting on a park bench, leaning on his cane, surrounded by crows. It took me a while to realize that it was my new issue of Game Informer, rather than just some random junk mail Halloween store catalog.
I realize there's no one left to continue this conversation with me... so allow myself to continue it with... myself.
I finally got caught up (ish) in my Game Informer pile and read the article in that (October's) issue. It further confirmed my fear that it will be an "anti-Americana" down on "patriotism" kind of environment. Showing vulgarly extreme "right wing" people killing and smashing everything without a miniature American flag on it.
I guess the first game (and second, by extension) was anti-Objectivism which I am mostly for. But I really enjoyed what I thought was a serious musing on the subject and treated it with gravity and respect. The anti-Americanism I've seen thus far in Infinite seems to me to just be mud slinging. Maybe I'm off base, and I will continue to track its development and anxiously wait for it to prove me wrong... but I'm not holding my breath.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Out of disrespect for Nanner, I decided to put my thoughts back in this thread instead of the video game thread.
C3PX- have you seen the Behind the Scenes DVD that came with the Limited Edition of BS1? Is it something I should track down?
And this:
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
xhonzi: from (http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Video-Game-Thread/post/508226/#TopicPost508226)
Has anything you've seen made you think it won't feature anti-caricatured-extreme-patriotism theme? Or at least, not in a way that won't come across as condescending to actual/literal patriots?
I'm still not sure what 2K/Irrational think of Objectivism. I can't imagine making the world of Rapture the way they did if they just wanted to dismiss Objectivism as a false philosophy. I don't think people who simply dismiss it would go into so much depth (bad pun maybe intended?). But I think it's also clear they're Objectivists either. Since they handled that pretty well (I'm not an Objectivist, but I agree with them more than I don't) maybe I shouldn't be so worried about how they will handle the themes of patriotism.
C3PX: from (http://originaltrilogy.com/forum/topic.cfm/Video-Game-Thread/post/508239/#TopicPost508239)
I never actually quite understood your concern about the Patriotism thing to begin with, but no, nothing I have seen has given me that indication. However, I tend to feel patriotism can be, and often is, a really dumb thing. I am the guy who has refused to say the pledge of allegiance since he was in the fourth grade because it struck him as weird to force children to express their undying devotion to stuff they may not believe in or even understand on a daily basis.
Ken Levine kind of explained the premise of the floating city as a means to fly around the world and show everyone how great and wonderful the US is. This brand of extreme patriotism (and the idea of American exceptionalism taken to an extremist levels) rub me the wrong way to the extreme, so I am not going to be offended if they tear that sort of behavior apart.
But you and I might be coming from very different angles on this.
2 things:
I watched the 15 minute demo and found it eased a lot of my fear. It seems that Columbia's socialists have been fighting/defeated her capitalists and you get to shoot at least as many reds as red staters. So I'm less convinced that it will be a gross misrepresentation of my own patriotism.
Which brings me back to my own patriotism. I view my country's exceptionalism much the way I view my own. I have the right to be as exceptional as I can be. I'm sorry if that makes anyone feel inferior (real or imagined), but that's just the way it works. However- I am only really exceptional if I'm exceptional all on my own, and not putting other people down, robbing their exceptionalism, or actively trying to keep them from being exceptional in the pursuit of my own exceptionalism, or to make me feel exceptional by comparison.
Since I am exceptional, it means you can be exceptional too, if you choose to be. I choose to not hide my exceptionalism under a bushel because I don't want to, and also because it might inspire or instruct other people to be exceptional as well. To hide it could be considered selfish by some, though I also don't advocate a law to punish those who don't share. To bring it back to our discussion: I wouldn't consider Columbia to be an example of American Exceptionalism taken to a distasteful extreme. The United States really were a shining beacon to the rest of the world at the early part of the 20th Century and other countries ignored the lessons they could have learned from the US at their own peril. It maybe hard to really appreciate that now, 100 years later, since a lot of countries/cultures have learned those lessons- they have become more "Westernized" and "Americanized" over the years and there isn't always as stark a contrast as there used to be. At the same time, there have been very active and very successful forces trying to make our country less exceptional and "more like everyone else" which is also rapidly narrowing that gap. Which I find sad.
I think I said all I wanted to say.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
C3PX:
I am really enjoying Rapture so far. Haven't been able to read as much as I'd like since I got it, only about 1/4th of the way through.
Well, blast. I had a sizable post here with my comments but I accidentally got away from it and now it's lost to the internets. :(
I got my copy, which was the paperback by the way, incase that makes you feel better for the price I got, and started reading it.
I can't say I'm overly impressed with the first 20 pages. I don't think Shirley has convinved me he knows Ryan. I think the first couple pages had Ryan saying things I can't imagine the Ryan in my head ever saying. I think the writing of Ryan in both BioShocks treated him as a very sympathetic character with some human flaws. The few pages I have read have shown me a really shallow Ryan. It seems to me that Shirley doesn't really have any idea what would make a man like Ryan tick...
Hopefully it gets better.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
Keep rambling nutter xhonzi. I'm interested in all the BS talk I just can't be bothered chiming in all the time - at least til I'm up to speed good and proper.
Johnny Ringo said:
Keep rambling nutter xhonzi. I'm interested in all the BS talk I just can't be bothered chiming in all the time - at least til I'm up to speed good and proper.
*whew* Glad someone is reading it.
IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!
"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005
"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM
"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.
xhonzi said:
C3PX- have you seen the Behind the Scenes DVD that came with the Limited Edition of BS1? Is it something I should track down?
Yeah, I watched it. My first copy of Bioshock was a used copy of the Limited Edition from Gamestop, after I watched the making of DVD I decided I'd rather have the original box art over the crappy DVD and returned it and got the other. Don't bother tracking down the DVD, it is really short and the making of stuff can be found in its entirety on youtube. Basically it is nothing more than a series of interviews with different people who worked on the game cut together (which is usually the case with video game "making of" DVDs it seems), in case you were expecting some sort of cool documentary sort of thing.
And this:
Is that photoshopped, or a real Easter egg?
To me it would be cooler if they would use the titles of real movies that would have been out at the time.