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plus you always know when he posted even if you just scroll down the page quickly...
hehe
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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Originally posted by: jimbo

For example when he insults fat women at his shoe store. I always considered him a hero when he did this. When you meet a fat women who treats you like shit or acts like shes thin you always want to tell her off to her face but don't have the courage. Al Bundy does.


Jimbo, what do you want to do for a living? I'm kinda curious... Are you going to be a pimp, or a KKK member, or a porn flick director? Shoe salesman, maybe?

Probably a newsman for Fox News eh...
“Voice or no voice, the people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked and denounce the pacifists for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country.” — Nazi Reich Marshal Hermann Goering
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Originally posted by: jimbo

For example when he insults fat women at his shoe store. I always considered him a hero when he did this. When you meet a fat women who treats you like shit or acts like shes thin you always want to tell her off to her face but don't have the courage. Al Bundy does.


Jimbo, what do you want to do for a living? I'm kinda curious... Are you going to be a pimp, or a KKK member, or a porn flick director? Shoe salesman, maybe?

Probably a newsman for Fox News eh...


Id say a Republican cartoon writer, science fiction novelist, or computer animater.
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You a decent cartoonist?
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Originally posted by: Bossk
You a decent cartoonist?


Im gonna have to take offense the that Bossk. I am good at drawing and making jokes. I do make jokes on this site all the time. Other career options would be male prostitute, playboy directer, or mime.
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I'm pulling for mime, so we can beat the sh@t out of you. JK

Princess Leia: I happen to like nice men.
Han Solo: I'm a nice man.

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Originally posted by: sean wookie
it that supposed to be true or funny


Funny duh. I already have plans to go to college. My 3.0 grade point will pull me through.
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I sense that I probably don't want to know what that stands for, so I won't ask.

Instead, I will just plug* my gallery with a few** women that I tried my hardest to make attractive...


*plug means to advertise for free, in case you are using a translator

**notice the dripping sarcasm


Please
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I'm pulling for mime, so we can beat the sh@t out of you. JK


i'll beat the shit out of him no matter what he does...

jk

but with that cocky attitude im sure he gets it quite a bit everyday of his life..

and jimbo im sry but dont go the route of being funny...
i've never heard one funny thing you said on here...
well except for all your Lucas, PT, SE loving...
but thats not HAHA funny, its more like MAN THAT KID HAS TO BE ON CRACK FUNNY..
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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But seriously, when has Jimbo ever shown "love" for Lucas. He is just a voice of comparative reason. (Except for his AoTC masterpiece better than ESB non-sense)

I can't stand Lucas myself, but am reasonable enough to realize that not everything in the SE or the prequels is a mistake.

And for the record, I have never been intoxicated, wasted, stoned, or any other synonim for chemically impared, and I make my opinions of my own free will.

Anywho. Back to beautiful women...

Jessica Alba in the new, probably awful, Fantastic Four movie.

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ahhh Jessica Alba...
very nice post indeed...
i cant wait to see her in Sin City...

when's this fantastic 4 movie coming out?
never even heard anything about it
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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I have no idea. I had heard nothing about it either.

The pics came from IGN, along with an article.

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Dude, Dayv, must you allways caps? That is very agrivating...

Anyway....

Just read my sig allready. I'm done here....

For now..


PUT IT THIS WAY IF I TYPE YPUR NAME IN lower CASE LETTERS THEN I'VE LOAST ALL RESPECT FOR YOU ON THE FORUMS OR YOU'VE REALLY PISSED ME OFF.


BTW, I WAS THE SECOND PERSON TO SIGN THE PETITION WITH JAY BEING THE FIRST.

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k now that i think about it....
dont tell me Jessica is supposed to be Invisible Girl...

if so this movie has already started off on a bad foot...
lol
"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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LOL...

I'm not sure if the characters even have the same powers from the comix. Which is why I figure it will be a disaster

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Alizée is a goddess. All other females are mortals and cannot be compared to Her.

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W40, I was just looking her up on IMDb to find out who she was and I loved one of the comments they had in her bio...

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Trademark:
Very short skirts


Yeah! Now we're talkin'!
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Alizée is a french pop star. She was "discovered" by Mylene Farmer, who I guess is comparable to Madonna...I don't know how else to describe her.

Anyway, she isn't like american pop stars...I can't really explain it. She has that innocent schoolgirl look to her, especially from when she first started out.

Search on any file sharing program for the live at amsterdamn video of "moi lolita." That's probably my favorite video clip of her.
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"Never. I'll never turn to the darkside. You've failed your highness. I am a jedi, like my father before me."
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Yay Luke's back!

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Originally posted by: Luke Skywalker




Booyah!

We should start a thread for saucy animated gifs.

Who's with me!?
"The people can always be brought to the bidding of the leaders. That is easy. All you have to do is tell them they are being attacked, and denounce the peacemakers for lack of patriotism and exposing the country to danger. It works the same in any country." - Goering.

"If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it." - Goebbels.

"In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." - Orwell.