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Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Seconded. All in favour?
Seconded. All in favour?
CATHERINE ZETA-JONES: "Aye!"
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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Hooray for Boobies!
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"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Originally posted by: sybeman
Hooray for flip-floppers!
Hooray for Boobies!
Hooray for flip-floppers!
Hooray for Boobies!
Wrong thread.
<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>
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~* you know you love me... xoxo *~
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This guy, Tom, decides to go to a porn theater. He buys a ticket, walks inside, and has a seat.
There aren't too many other guys in there, but the few that are there are all wearing trenchcoats.
Wouldn't you know it, but another guy comes in, and sits right behind Tom. During every sex scene, this guy makes all these weird huffing and rubbing sounds. Sometimes Tom can't even hear the movie over the breathing and slapping sounds.
This goes on throughout the movie until the final scene, where everyone in the whole world is having sex onscreen. The guy behind Tom is mysteriously silent.
Tom can't help but wonder, so he turns around and asks, "Hey, buddy.....where's all your enthusiam?"
The guy looks back at him with a big cheshire-cat smile and says, "Heh, it's all over your back, dude."
<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>
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But she's so not.
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There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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There is no lingerie in space…
C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.
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Christina Milian Galleries, because there's so much to see and so little room!
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Maggie Gyllenhall (sorry that's not a very good picture of her)
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Right, back on topic.
Maggie Gyllenhall (sorry that's not a very good picture of her)
Right, back on topic.
Maggie Gyllenhall (sorry that's not a very good picture of her)
FANS OF MAGGIE SHOULD WATCH THE MOVIE THE SECRETARY. SHE GETS DOWN AND DIRTY IN THAT MOVIE.
"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: Sadly, I believe the prequels are beyond repair.
<span class=“Bold”>JediRandy: They’re certainly beyond any repair you’re capable of making.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>MeBeJedi: You aren’t one of us.
<span class=“Bold”>Go-Mer-Tonic: I can’t say I find that very disappointing.</span></span>
<span class=“Italics”>JediRandy: I won’t suck as much as a fan edit.</span>
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
paris is paris, shes only hot cause shes convinced everyone that she is. the fact is that shes too skinny, her face is too narrow, shes dumb the the backside of a baboon, her tits are too flat and shes overall jsut too lanky, and she has a flat ass.
paris is paris, shes only hot cause shes convinced everyone that she is. the fact is that shes too skinny, her face is too narrow, shes dumb the the backside of a baboon, her tits are too flat and shes overall jsut too lanky, and she has a flat ass.
She may have a face like a horse, but, eh, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating oats.
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She may have a face like a horse, but, eh, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating oats.
Originally posted by: Shimraa
paris is paris, shes only hot cause shes convinced everyone that she is. the fact is that shes too skinny, her face is too narrow, shes dumb the the backside of a baboon, her tits are too flat and shes overall jsut too lanky, and she has a flat ass.
paris is paris, shes only hot cause shes convinced everyone that she is. the fact is that shes too skinny, her face is too narrow, shes dumb the the backside of a baboon, her tits are too flat and shes overall jsut too lanky, and she has a flat ass.
She may have a face like a horse, but, eh, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating oats.
I wouldn't let her near my bed to begin with, let alone get within one mile of my house.
Red heads ROCK. Blondes do not rock. Nuff said.
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Ooooohhh yaeh baby!!
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Elizabeth Perkins
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Originally posted by: Han Solo VS Indiana Jones
Elizabeth Perkins
Elizabeth Perkins
SHE CAN MAKE ANY BOY BIG.
"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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