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BEAUTIFUL WOMEN NEW RULES IN FIRST POST (NSFW) UPDATED RULES — Page 37

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I want to be the first to say thank you, Jay. This was just getting far too crazy, and he just didn't seem to get it all. Hopefully this will be the end of it.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Thank you Thank you Thank you. You are a true hero.
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Whoa! Alot of stuff happened while I was gone for 14 hours.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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yes, thank you jay.

Sessler get the wine so we can celebrate
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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yeah, you and me both. I was out enjoying the michigan/michigan state game with friends of my family. Then I come here and look what happened!
"Who's scruffy-lookin'?" - Han Solo
"I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself." -sybeman
"You know, putting animals in the microwave is not a good idea. I had to learn that one the hard way." -seanwookie
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Thank you very much Jay,now we can get back to the Beautiful women again.
Jolene Blalock,Jeri Ryan,Roxanne Dawson and Kate Mulgrew are HOTTIES!!!!!!!!!
DJ
Gotta Love The Star Trek Women!
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Oh, heaven help us...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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She is, by far, the sexiest girl alive! War of the Worlds!! Ah!!!!
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This is like some bad horror movie or something

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Except it's real. No hide and seek here!
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Hold on, I've got two more!
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I don't know if it makes any difference, but your other accounts say you're from Kentucky. This account says you're from Alabama.

I just want to be sure in case some copycat crap is going to start up.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Stop ruining the thread for other people we dont want see under-aged girls.
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JAY!!!!!!!!!! is there some sorta way we can locate where his comp physically is and call the mob to take him out? Anybody need to call in any favors?
"Who's scruffy-lookin'?" - Han Solo
"I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself." -sybeman
"You know, putting animals in the microwave is not a good idea. I had to learn that one the hard way." -seanwookie
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Well, we can narrow it down to a few "Kingry"s registered in the Glasgow, Alabama area.
"I don't mind if you don't like my manners. I don't like them myself. They're pretty bad. I grieve over them during the long winter evenings."
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then send the manglers to investigate with a baseball bat and sniper rifle.
"Who's scruffy-lookin'?" - Han Solo
"I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself." -sybeman
"You know, putting animals in the microwave is not a good idea. I had to learn that one the hard way." -seanwookie
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But his other accounts, including his wikipedia page, says he's from Glasgow, Kentucky.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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any other states with a town or city called Glasgow? I'm pretty sure that's the town he's in but not in either of those states.
"Who's scruffy-lookin'?" - Han Solo
"I wish my lawn was emo so it would cut itself." -sybeman
"You know, putting animals in the microwave is not a good idea. I had to learn that one the hard way." -seanwookie
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I know a member of IMDB, she can run a computer check and track down his address
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis
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The only Glasgow I've found is in Scotland.

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a12/Adamwankenobi/180px-Normal_b05.jpg

Ahh!!! Loooooook!!!!!!

And yes, I'm from Glasgow, KY. And my name is Adam Kingrey. I want baseball bats, machine guns, the whole deal. The only thing is, remember to bring a good supply of BODY BAGS!!!!!!!!!
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what a faggot, he probably doesn't even have a girlfriend
"Yub Knub" by Warrick Davis