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Ask the member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints AKA Interrogate the Mormon — Page 27

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imperial’scum has to be a fool online because if he behaved this way in person he’d get his teeth knocked out.

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We already know how he behaves in real life.

“Hon, why have you been in the bathroom for 30 minutes?”

“GO AWAY MOM!”

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imperialscum said:

Possessed said:

imperialscum said:

moviefreakedmind said:

A lot of family members and friends of mine are Mormon’s

I didn’t know Mormons were into slavery.
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I don’t know that Mormons are into slavery.

Don’t embarrass yourself.

I was already embarrassed the moment I felt compelled to reply to one of your posts.

For what it’s worth I only pointed out the flaws in your post because the only purpose of said post was to point out the flaws of another, otherwise I wouldn’t have cared. And I won’t care if you choose to dissect this post either.

Although I must admit I actually did get a chuckle out of your post.

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TV’s Frink said:

We already know how he behaves in real life.

“Hon, why have you been in the bathroom for 30 minutes?”

“GO AWAY MOM!”

People who haven’t actually been intimate with another person probably don’t take all that long. I’m guessing though, I don’t remember.

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Possessed said:

For what it’s worth I only pointed out the flaws in your post because the only purpose of said post was to point out the flaws of another, otherwise I wouldn’t have cared.

There were no flaws. I didn’t know but now I know, hence past tense. As for slavery, it is still going on, hence present.

真実

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Possessed said:

TV’s Frink said:

We already know how he behaves in real life.

“Hon, why have you been in the bathroom for 30 minutes?”

“GO AWAY MOM!”

People who haven’t actually been intimate with another person probably don’t take all that long. I’m guessing though, I don’t remember.

It’s the only way I can explain his posts spanning 30 minutes.

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imperialscum said:

Possessed said:

For what it’s worth I only pointed out the flaws in your post because the only purpose of said post was to point out the flaws of another, otherwise I wouldn’t have cared.

There were no flaws. I didn’t know but now I know, hence past tense. As for slavery, it is still going on, hence present.

Eh.

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Do you guys actually believe that when you die God makes you a God of your own planet?

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suspiciouscoffee said:

Do you guys actually believe that when you die God makes you a God of your own planet?

That would actually be cool because then you could compete with God and maybe fight with him and win

Jar-Jar is the Emperor in the extra special edition of ROTJ (scenes 1, 3, and then 6 to the end).

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How do Mormons view the death (lynching) of Joseph Smith? I know certain people believe that there were some supernatural elements to it, but I’m not sure what the general consensus is regarding that.

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Possessed said:

TV’s Frink said:

We already know how he behaves in real life.

“Hon, why have you been in the bathroom for 30 minutes?”

“GO AWAY MOM!”

People who haven’t actually been intimate with another person probably don’t take all that long. I’m guessing though, I don’t remember.

Well I figure he does it so much that it takes awhile now to get properly, uh, excited.

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DominicCobb said:

Possessed said:

TV’s Frink said:

We already know how he behaves in real life.

“Hon, why have you been in the bathroom for 30 minutes?”

“GO AWAY MOM!”

People who haven’t actually been intimate with another person probably don’t take all that long. I’m guessing though, I don’t remember.

Well I figure he does it so much that it takes awhile now to get properly, uh, excited.

Should I ask about the death of Joseph Smith in the imperial’scum thread? 😉

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Trooperman37 said:

suspiciouscoffee said:

Do you guys actually believe that when you die God makes you a God of your own planet?

That would actually be cool because then you could compete with God and maybe fight with him and win

Imagine you and some friends all becoming gods and then starting wars between the peoples of your universes for entertainment.

I would be a horrible god lol.

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Lol what a great thread to come to a mock someone else’s beliefs. Haha! What a fruitful discussion!

And please take the imperialscum insults elsewhere as well.

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darth_ender said:

Okay, to answer the coffee question…Frink the temperature does not in itself define hot drinks.  In a book we consider scripture called the Doctrine and Covenants, section 89, it states that hot drinks are not appropriate.  This has been clarified to mean coffee and green or black leaf teas, specifically.  Therefore, hot cocoa, Dr. Pepper, and raspberry leaf tea are all okay.

Why has no one asked the most important question?

WHO DRINKS HOT DR. PEPPER???

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I drink caffeine free Dr pepper if that counts.

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darth_ender said:

Lol what a great thread to come to a mock someone else’s beliefs. Haha! What a fruitful discussion!

I apologize, that was not my intent. Reading my post again, I realize that it could’ve come across that way. Forgive me, I meant no disrespect.

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darth_ender said:

Lol what a great thread to come to a mock someone else’s beliefs. Haha! What a fruitful discussion!

And please take the imperialscum insults elsewhere as well.

I had a serious question!

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TV’s Frink said:

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I drink caffeine free Dr pepper if that counts.

Counts for what? Being hot?

There’s nothing hotter than being able to drink a nice Dr pepper in the evening and still be able to sleep.

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moviefreakedmind said:

How do Mormons view the death (lynching) of Joseph Smith? I know certain people believe that there were some supernatural elements to it, but I’m not sure what the general consensus is regarding that.

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moviefreakedmind said:

darth_ender said:

Lol what a great thread to come to a mock someone else’s beliefs. Haha! What a fruitful discussion!

And please take the imperialscum insults elsewhere as well.

I had a serious question!

So did I! Hot Dr. Pepper?!?!