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That's right.....Ask me anything and I shall enlighten thou.
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Really? I don't know if I should trust you. Your opinions seemed rather misplaced about macs.
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Haha....we meet again. Ok I'll make this statement; I don't argue with a bias--unless it concerns macintosh computers.

Ask me about anything else.
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I already did. My question was "Really?"
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Correct you are......the answer is yes. Ask again if you dare! And make it more interesting...
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If you could be any flavor of popsicle, what wine would you recommend and why not?
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Not Chardonnay because it would ruin the artificial cherry flavoring.

Your question was a bit well....it was retarded(in a non-physically challenged way of course).

Did I answer correctly?
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not a question but this is the best place to put it.

your baby gif is awesome jag, hahaha.
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Thanks, I'm not sure how I found it....I believe it found me.
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If one train leaves Paris heading for Lisbon and is travelling at 120 km/h, and a B-2 bomber releases a nuclear warhead from an altitude of 50,000' in an attemp to destroy this train, and some kids have placed two quarters on the track to test the theory that they can derail the train with them, how many Eggo waffles would it take to shingle the Trump Towers on a Tuesday?
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Thousands....many thousands....It's hard to name an exact number. I'm sorry maybe I'm not all-knowing after all.
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Just as I expected. I guess I'll be taking my questions elsewhere.
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Originally posted by: Shimraa
not a question but this is the best place to put it.

your baby gif is awesome jag, hahaha.
But slows my connection down like crazy. And I am using kickass super-fast governmnet issue broadband.

War does not make one great.

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It does???? Wow but it's just a gif animation! I doubt your internet is very fast at all if it slows you down.
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Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
Thanks, I'm not sure how I found it....I believe it found me.


yeah that was quite the same with me.
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"I doubt your internet is very fast at all if it slows you down. "

I must agree. I'm on DSL, and it's no problem here.

BTW, What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

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Why don't you ask King Arthur?

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Originally posted by: Jagdlieter
That's right.....Ask me anything and I shall enlighten thou.

Can you tell me if and when Philadelphia will ever win a championship again?

Are you really all knowing or do just have an inflated opinion of yourself?


Originally posted by: Shimraa
not a question but this is the best place to put it.

your baby gif is awesome jag, hahaha.


I do hope the women not actually kicking a real baby. That would be sick.
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Sybeman,

which of the Trump Towers did you mean (or did you mean all of them)?:

Trump Tower, New York City, New York
Trump World Tower, New York City, New York
Trump International Hotel and Tower, New York City, New York
Trump International Hotel and Tower, Chicago, Illinois
Trump International Hotel and Tower, Las Vegas, Nevada
Trump International Hotel and Tower, Toronto, Ontario
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Oh, there was totally an "S" on the end of my question. I did indeed say "Trump Towers"
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Originally posted by: MeBeJedi
"I doubt your internet is very fast at all if it slows you down. "

I must agree. I'm on DSL, and it's no problem here.

BTW, What is the average airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?


It depends what kind of unladen swallow you are talking about, can you be more specific?
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Originally posted by: Warbler


I do hope the women not actually kicking a real baby. That would be sick.


Unforunately (kidding...) she's not.

And your question about Philidelphia......the answer is yes.
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BTW you guys, check out my 'posts per day'


LOL
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