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I think the relevant question is:

What did xhonzi do right?

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Did right?  I'm the outcast here, I'm the one at the table all by myself.  I'm the one in the parking lot with my brown paper bag lunch when all of the rest of you ride in in TheBoosts sweet new open top Jeep, with your sun glasses on, and the beautiful GafferTape with her fair flowing in the air while you all drink your non-fat mochachinos...

AND I'M SICK OF IT!

JT34, why did you do this to ME?!?!?!?

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

"[George Lucas] rebooted the franchise in 1997 without telling anyone." -skyjedi2005

"Yeah, well, George says a lot of things..." a young 1997 xhonzi on RASSM

"They're my movies." -George Lucas. 19 people won oscars for their work on Star Wars (1977) and George Lucas wasn't one of them.

Rewrite the Prequels!

 

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There is still room here in the Jeep.  Gaff can sit on my lap.

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You do recall that Gaff is a dude, right, Sluggo?

Just makin' sure.

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<guyyyyyys........... guyyyyyyyys........ hey I'm inside the trunk! stop the jeep!>

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Leonardo said:


<guyyyyyys........... guyyyyyyyys........ hey I'm inside the trunk! stop the jeep!>
Jeeps with trunks? Now we're just into a whole weird area!

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Whoah.  I'm riding in someone's Jeep.  And I suddenly got flowing hair and am sitting in Sluggo's lap.  See, this is why I never drink...

There is no lingerie in space…

C3PX said: Gaffer is like that hot girl in high school that you think you have a chance with even though she is way out of your league because she is sweet and not a stuck up bitch who pretends you don’t exist… then one day you spot her making out with some skinny twerp, only on second glance you realize it is the goth girl who always sits in the back of class; at that moment it dawns on you why she is never seen hanging off the arm of any of the jocks… and you realize, damn, she really is unobtainable after all. Not that that is going to stop you from dreaming… Only in this case, Gaffer is actually a guy.

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Gaffer Tape said:


Whoah.  I'm riding in someone's Jeep.  And I suddenly got flowing hair and am sitting in Sluggo's lap.  See, this is why I never drink...

Yeah, man you tottally rock that weave!! I'm shocked you opted for the sewn in type. They make those clip on and, off ones you know? Anyways, tottally rocking!



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Pretty soon I'm going to have to start a separate list of "people who frequent off-topic but haven't weighed in yet."

Nanner and ferris come to mind.

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Missing so far:

vfp (obviously)
Johnny Ringo
Nanner
ferris
Darth Solo
Ripplin
cutnshut

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I'm on his ignore list for some reason too.  No idea why, since I don't remember saying anything to him of consequence one way or another.

My outlook on life - we’re all on the Hindenburg anyway…no point fighting over the window seat.

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Is it possible he's discovered an "Ignore Entire Forum Except for xhonzi" button?

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xhonzi said:

... and the beautiful GafferTape with her fair flowing in the air...

Don't talk about Gaffer's fair like that, you perv! She may be kind of loose, what with sitting on everyones' laps and all, but he would never be so lude! Especially not in a Jeep... in daylight... with Sluggo present. And you wonder why you are the outcast!

 

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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C3PX said:

xhonzi said:

... and the beautiful GafferTape with her fair flowing in the air...

Don't talk about Gaffer's fair like that, you perv! And you wonder why you are the outcast!

Don't you call Gaffer's hair fair, even if it is fair hair!  You double pervert!

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Hair? Who said anything about hair? We are talking about her "fair" here.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

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So this thread is now on a road trip?

That's fair.

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Added a few...

TV's Frink said:

Missing so far:

vote_for_palpatine
Johnny Ringo
Nanner Split
ferris209
Darth Solo
Ripplin
cutnshut
Octorox
skyjedi2005
HotRod
Bar Bar Jinx
dark_jedi