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Alternate Universe Star Wars Cast

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Elizabeth McGovern (Downton Abbey 2013) as Leia:

Toshiro Mifune (Red Beard 1965) as Ben:

Prince (Under a Cherry Moon 1986) as Lando:

Oliver Reed (Sitting Target 1972) as Han:

Michael J. Fox (Secret of My Success 1987) as Luke:

and Michael J. Fox (Teen Wolf 1985) as Chewbacca.

Peter Wyngarde (Flash Gordon 1980) as Vader:

Can anybody else think of better?

Oliver Reed would have been fantastic as Han, I can totally imagine him delivering the "Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy..." line.

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Andre The Giant as Chewbacca. (Lee Majors provided for scale.)

Mime performer Robert Shields as C-3PO. His partner and former wife Lornene Yarnell actually played Dot Matrix in Spaceballs. Their best known characters were a robotic couple who frequently suffered mechanical problems.

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Where were you in '77?

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Jonathan Harris as Tarkin.

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Where were you in '77?

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Andre the Giant gets my casting vote ;-) and nice Spaceballs trivia.

What about...?

K-9 as R2D2:

Freddie Mercury as Biggs Darklighter:

Kevin Peter Hall as Boba Fett:

Orion slave girl as Tatooine slave girl:

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Can I go for the gusto and choose actors that weren't even born/adults/still alive when the OT was made, or do I have to limit myself to actors who could have realistically been in the OT?

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Can I go for the gusto and choose actors that weren't even born/adults/still alive when the OT was made, or do I have to limit myself to actors who could have realistically been in the OT?

 F*ck realism.

Lon Chaney, Jr as Chewbacca:

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In that case, Lon Chaney, Sr. as the Emperor:

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Bela Lugosi always wanted to play a "good" character, he was sadly typecast as Dracula. Let's put him with the heroes.

General Rieekan, perhaps?

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/qHkXFsK6UUg/hqdefault.jpg

"Bevare of the Vampa!"

    

and Marty Felman as Yoda

http://www.hipmix.net/pub/marty.jpg

"Judge me by my eyes, do you?"

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Marty Feldman as Yoda, yes, yes and yes. Couldn't find any mockups but he did play Gollum apparently...

also, Scatman Crothers as Mace Windu (Scatman breaksdown and cries when Lucas makes him do 40 takes of Mace telling Anakin he will not be trained):

Joe Turkel as Grand Moff Tarkin:

Tarking blows up Alderaan...

Leia - "And you call yourselves Human?"

Tarkin "'More human than human' is our motto"

LMAO

and Shelley Duvall as Princess Leia (This would have been genuinely awesome IMO):

(See what I did there)

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For when we get to ESB, now starring: Syd Mead as Ralph McQuarrie.

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Chris Greenham as Vader (voice)

Burt Reynolds as Han Solo

Richard Dreyfuss as C-3PO

I’m just here because I’m driving tonight.

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Ryan McAvoy said:

(See what I did there)

 Only if this guy

is Han Solo.

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Well, knowing that I don't have to limit myself to realistic choices, my choices would be ...

Eric Stoltz as Luke

John Saxon as Han

Jennifer Connelly as Leia

Christopher Lee as Tarkin

Michael Ironside as Darth Vader

Clint Eastwood as Boba Fett

Alanis Morissette with pasty white makeup and yellow contact lenses as Palpatine (she's done some acting, so this totally counts!)

Clive Revill as the voice of Palpatine

Vincent Price as Bib Fortuna

Gillian Anderson as Mon Mothma

Kenneth Branagh as (young) Obi-Wan

Heather Langenkamp as Mother Skywalker (I will not refer to her as Padmé!)

Kyle MacLachlan as Anakin

Conrad Veidt as Dooku.

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Yeah but if you cast Stoltz as Luke he'd only get replaced by my suggestion a week into production ;-)

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Let's see, I did consider these....

  • Malcolm McDowell as Luke

Malcolm McDowell

  • Helen Mirren as Leia

Helen Mirren

  • Peter O'Toole as Ben Kenobi

Peter O'Toole

  • Richard Burton as Han (maybe?)

Richard Burton

  • Marlon Brando as Jabba (original style!)

Marlon Brando

  • Peter Capaldi as Tarkin (don't ask)

Peter Capaldi

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.

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FrankT said:

Let's see, I did consider these....

  • Malcolm McDowell as Luke
  • Helen Mirren as Leia
  • Peter O'Toole as Ben Kenobi
  • Richard Burton as Han (maybe?)
  • Marlon Brando as Jabba (original style!)
  • Peter Capaldi as Tarkin (don't ask)

 ^ Tinto Brass directs Star Wars ;-)

^ Leia and Luke... write your way out of that scene Mr Lucas.

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^ Dammit, now I wanna to see 'Carry on Star Wars' more than life itself LOL

Kenneth Williams as Tarkin, Charles Hawtrey as C3PO and Leslie Phillips  as Ben... f*ckin' YES!!!

^ "I say, it's been a long time since a tall rough like you has grasped my helmet in his big hairy hands, ooooo!"

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Ryan McAvoy said:

 ^ Tinto Brass directs Star Wars ;-)

 Ah, good catch! ;)

Bingowings said:

This. The idea did cross my mind at one point.

Ol’ George has the GOUT, I see.

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DuracellEnergizer said:

Kenneth Branagh as (young) Obi-Wan

 All the joking aside, this would have been genuinely an amazing casting choice that could have been.

^ This is what he looked like at almost exactly the time TPM was being shot and at the time AOTC was being shot...

...he looks even more like a young Guinness. Bet he could do the voice too.

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That… would… be… awesome.

I’m just here because I’m driving tonight.

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Ryan McAvoy said:

DuracellEnergizer said:

Kenneth Branagh as (young) Obi-Wan

 All the joking aside, this would have been genuinely an amazing casting choice that could have been.

 I wasn't joking. All my choices -- Alanis included -- are serious choices.

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Kenneth was great in Henry V.

But Henry V is not Obi Wan Kenobi.

He also survived low pay and typecasting, being put in front of a greenscreen. And Lucas horrible handling of his actors.

Just ask Terence Stamp on his opinion over how Lucas directed him in Episode I.

DiCaprio looks like a genius for turning down shit like episodes II and III.

“Always loved Vader’s wordless self sacrifice. Another shitty, clueless, revision like Greedo and young Anakin’s ghost. What a fucking shame.” -Simon Pegg.

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Eric Stoltz as Luke could have worked...

I really wish Orson Welles could have been Vader.

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