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Alternate Endings For The Trilogy.... — Page 2
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Vader: luke, help me take this mask off
Luke: But you'll die
Vader: there’s no stopping that now
Luke removes the mask to reveal Hans face
Han: Sike!
The Emperor climbs out of what is apparently a very shallow pit and peals off his face to reveal Leia
Luke turns round to see Vader standing, saber drawn ready to strike
Luke: who’s this one? Chewie
Chewie growls from behind Han
Vader: No son
Luke: oh Shit!
Luke is sliced in half
Vader removes his helmet to reveal Hayden
Hayden: Man these SEs are great aren’t they?
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Originally posted by: spaint
Millions of tons of molten metal from the second death star rain down on the forest moon of Endor, obliterating the rebels in orbit, their party on the ground, and all of the ewoks. Nuclear winter ensues, and the sterilized rock never becomes habitable again, although some salvage collectors are able to eke out a living over the coming centuries of lawlessness picking through the contaminated rubble. The new republic fails to materialize, and the empire fragments into hundreds of sectors ruled over by greedy and ruthless warlords.
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Millions of tons of molten metal from the second death star rain down on the forest moon of Endor, obliterating the rebels in orbit, their party on the ground, and all of the ewoks. Nuclear winter ensues, and the sterilized rock never becomes habitable again, although some salvage collectors are able to eke out a living over the coming centuries of lawlessness picking through the contaminated rubble. The new republic fails to materialize, and the empire fragments into hundreds of sectors ruled over by greedy and ruthless warlords.
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Glad to see your version had a happy ending.
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Originally posted by: dudius
luke and leia decide to be insestrial lovers because they really never felt family bonds. vader and the emperor move to vermont where they can be legally wed. han drinks himself to death at the loss of leia, while chewy sells the falcon and becomes the richest living being in the galaxy. R2 gets tired of C-3PO's annoying pessimism and fries his circuits before moving in with the ewoks as their sex-machine.
THE END
luke and leia decide to be insestrial lovers because they really never felt family bonds. vader and the emperor move to vermont where they can be legally wed. han drinks himself to death at the loss of leia, while chewy sells the falcon and becomes the richest living being in the galaxy. R2 gets tired of C-3PO's annoying pessimism and fries his circuits before moving in with the ewoks as their sex-machine.
THE END
Rather fixated on devient sex perhaps?
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Luke exits the death star 2. Lando in the Falcon are trying to make thier way out. The DS2 explodes it's unsure whether or, not Lando lives. Cut to Han and, Leia. They don't know what to think and, await the survivors arrival as the Ewoks cheer. The first to arrive is the Falcon. Lando exits.
Lando: Has anyone else returned yet?
Han: Your the first one.
Lando: I kept her in as good condition as, possible but,...
Han: But, what?
Lando: The Death Star explosion caused a burn on the backside.
Han: What!? Your paying for it.
Lando: Relax, I'll get one of my men to fix it.
The rest of the survivors arrive along with Luke. Leia greets Luke. Cut to a funeral sequence with Luke, Leia and, Vader. Cut to the celebration sequence. Then, Luke and, Leia arrive at the Party everyone else is having and, they're both greeted with hugs. Luke looks out to a distance and, see's Obiwan and, Yoda. Shaw appears as Anakin. The party continues. -closing credits- -what happens during closing credits that we don't see- Then, it turns out the Ewoks are actually very hungry and, starts attacking/eating everyone that survived the Death star. Except Chewbacca becuase, it turns out Ewoks are just baby Wookies. The Ewoks were just celebrating the massive meal that just decided to stay(hence all those campfires they made).
The end.
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