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Alternate Endings For The Trilogy....

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To take our minds off of the shabby release of the OOT, I thought I'd start a little game here that might have some fun results. Just make up an alternate ending to the trilogy, or quote one you heard on TV or from someone else. It can also be an alternate ending to any one of the movies, it doesn't have to be an ending for the trilogy.

I'll start. I got this concept from a TV show.
In the shocking climax of the film, Palpatine reveals that it is Chewbacca who is truly Luke's father!! Chewbacca appears out of nowhere and growls. "Son!" Luke cries "Father," and there is a dramatic moment before Chewbacca picks up Palpatine and throws him over the railing. Darth Vader runs.
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Comic Book Guy. The Simpsons.

Dead thread.
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Worst. Thread. Ever.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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What were you smoking when you posted this Darth_Evil?? This is so BAD!
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Come on guys cut him some slack. He was just trying to have some fun.


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who wuld win in a fite? mverta or darthevul?!?!!! olololzerz!!!!!!1111eleventy-one
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It's not a terrible thread. It was actually funny for your first post. Just not a posting game I'd personally help continue.

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Originally posted by: Darth_Evil
Sorry for starting a stupid thread....If I could delete it, I would.



Dude, don't worry about it.
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It's too bad because I just came up with a killer ending for Jedi but I guess you guys don't want, so, oh well.
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Jeez, is the thread that bad?

Let's say Luke mis-steps and accidentally kills his father during the fit he has when Vader threatens Leia. So he's on an anger-trip, and when Palpatine congradulates him, he kills Palpatine. Then he dons Vader's helmet, but doesn't make it out in time before the Death Star explodes.

And Yoda appears to Wedge Antilles, who is, after all, the chosen one.

My stance on revising fan edits.

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After Leia dies for no apparent reason for the second time. Luke Confronts Vader in the rain while multiple copies cheer, they both fly in the air and finally it seems as though for the second time Luke is dead however then Luke suddenly recovers and defeats the emperor and Vader. In a complete rehash of the first movie.

Cut to Han and Lando sitting in a park on the forest moon of Endor.

Han comments on the sunset, and asks if Luke will ever return.

Now ending a promising franchise like that would really suck.


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Originally posted by: bomma
After Leia dies for no apparent reason for the second time. Luke Confronts Vader in the rain while multiple copies cheer, they both fly in the air and finally it seems as though for the second time Luke is dead however then Luke suddenly recovers and defeats the emperor and Vader. In a complete rehash of the first movie.

Cut to Han and Lando sitting in a park on the forest moon of Endor.

Han comments on the sunset, and asks if Luke will ever return.

Now ending a promising franchise like that would really suck.






I actually liked Revolutions though!
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Originally posted by: Hal 9000
And Yoda appears to Wedge Antilles, who is, after all, the chosen one.



You read my mind, man.


Alternate 1:

Luke drags Vaders hulking corpes across the Death Star hanger bay.
Vader: "Luke, help me take this mask off."

Luke: "But you'll die."

Vader: "Kid, I've been living in this suit for over 20 years. Don't you think I would know if it would kill me or not. I'll be fine for a couple of minutes. Haven't you ever seen The Empire Strikes Back? Sheesh."

Luke obliges, and then recoils in horror.
Luke: "Holy shit! Dad! What the hell happend to you?!"

Vader: "Your punk ass mentor left me for dead on a some god-forsaken lava planet, that's what!"
He then clams himself.
Vader: "Now go my son. Leave me."

Luke: "Okay."
He starts to leave.

Vader: "Whoa, come back here you little bitch! And put my mask back on."

Luke then takes Vader to meet the rest of the Rebels at the party on Endor. Vader is then shot by Han on sight.

Luke: "Dude, what the hell! That was my dad!"

Han: "Yeah I know, I heard. Pretty good burn though, huh?"

Luke: "Yeah."

Freeze frame on everyone standing around laughing. The end.


Alternate 2:

Luke after burning his now dead father, walks off into the sunset on the forest moon of Endor, with the song "Don't you forget about me" playing us into the credits.
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Jenny the alternate 1 ending would have been funny as hell. Someone should do that as a fan made video.


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INT. Cloud City, That weird weather vane thing.

Darth Vader: Obi Wan Never told you what happened to your father.

Luke Skywalker: He told me enough. (swings around into another position) He told me you killed him.

Darth Vader: No. I am your father.

Luke Skywalker: No.

Darth Vader: Search your feelings. You know it to be true.

Luke Skywalker: No. (begins crying)

Darth Vader: Join me and we can end this destructive conflict and rule the galaxy as father and son.

Luke Skywaker: I know it's just that (sobs)

Darth Vader: What?

Luke Skywalker: It's just that we never spent any quality time together.

Darth Vader: (pauses) Quality (beat) time?

Cut to: montage of Luke and Vader spending quality time.

(They are in the back yard playing catch.)

(They go to a sports event. Vader force chokes the hot dog vender. Luke chuckles and shakes his head.)

(They go fishing. Vader is wearing a fishing hat with all the lures on it like Henry Blake wore in those M*A*S*H episodes)

(They get ice cream cones. Luke ice cream falls off his cone. Luke is sad. Vader gives him his cone.)

Cut to: int. Luke's bedroom.

Luke Skywalker: I had fun today, dad.

Darth Vader: I did too, son.

Luke Skywalker: I love you, Dad

Darth Vader: I love you, too. Good night.

(Vader kisses Luke on the forehead. He tucks him into his bed with the Star Wars sheets and blankets. He turns out the light and goes to the door. Bright light from the hallway contrasts with the dark bedroom. The stands in the doorway looking at Luke slowly closing the door. )

Darth Vader: (Just before the door completely shuts) Turn to the Dark Side. (closes the door)
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And during that Vader/Luke montage we need to have the Hanson song "Mmm, Bop" playing.


Alternate story line:

C 3PO: "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!"
Shots are fired and 3PO ducks inside the escape pod.
C 3PO: "I'm going to regret this."

Star Destroyer Bridge

Officer: "Sir, there goes another one."
Commander: "Shoot it down Lt. We can't take any changes; life signs or no."

The droids never reach the planet and are never sold to Luke’s family. Luke sees his best friend off but never sees him again.
The Princess is taken to the Death Star’s bridge where she witnesses the destruction of her planet. She is then promptly executed with no one there to rescue her.
Luke, having never gotten the chance to leave his planet and denied the opportunity to go to the academy, accidentally crashes his speeder into a rock face during a drag race leaving nothing behind but a charred dent in the cliff.
Han, who never teamed up with Luke and Obi-Wan, gets shot in the back on some dirty planet where his bounty is quickly collected.
Obi-Wan, grief stricken with the death of the Jedi’s last hope and the destruction of the rebellion, spends his remaining days on Tatooine in shady bars and slums, using his Jedi Mind Trick to bum credits off whinos. In a drunken stupor, in some dingy back alley, he chokes to death on his own vomit.
Vader then rules the galaxy forever. The end.
"I am altering the movies. Pray I don't alter them any further." -Darth Lucas
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Originally posted by: Invader Jenny
And during that Vader/Luke montage we need to have the Hanson song "Mmm, Bop" playing.


Alternate story line:

C 3PO: "Don't call me a mindless philosopher, you overweight glob of grease!"
Shots are fired and 3PO ducks inside the escape pod.
C 3PO: "I'm going to regret this."

Star Destroyer Bridge

Officer: "Sir, there goes another one."
Commander: "Shoot it down Lt. We can't take any changes; life signs or no."

The droids never reach the planet and are never sold to Luke’s family. Luke sees his best friend off but never sees him again.
The Princess is taken to the Death Star’s bridge where she witnesses the destruction of her planet. She is then promptly executed with no one there to rescue her.
Luke, having never gotten the chance to leave his planet and denied the opportunity to go to the academy, accidentally crashes his speeder into a rock face during a drag race leaving nothing behind but a charred dent in the cliff.
Han, who never teamed up with Luke and Obi-Wan, gets shot in the back on some dirty planet where his bounty is quickly collected.
Obi-Wan, grief stricken with the death of the Jedi’s last hope and the destruction of the rebellion, spends his remaining days on Tatooine in shady bars and slums, using his Jedi Mind Trick to bum credits off whinos. In a drunken stupor, in some dingy back alley, he chokes to death on his own vomit.
Vader then rules the galaxy forever. The end.

I like that one. Wait, that was my idea, you read my mind.
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Originally posted by: jack Spencer Jr
Darth Vader: (Just before the door completely shuts) Turn to the Dark Side. (closes the door)


That would be one awesome ending. There's the cushy happiness, but with a dark twist.


Both of Jenny's endings would certainly be awesome to see actually made as fan versions as well.

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Jack Spencer Jr's ending with the Vader and Luke montage made me laugh out loud. Hilarious...
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luke and leia decide to be insestrial lovers because they really never felt family bonds. vader and the emperor move to vermont where they can be legally wed. han drinks himself to death at the loss of leia, while chewy sells the falcon and becomes the richest living being in the galaxy. R2 gets tired of C-3PO's annoying pessimism and fries his circuits before moving in with the ewoks as their sex-machine.

THE END
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