Akwat Kbrana said:
Well Xhonzi, since everyone else is getting on your case about what an obsessive person you are and how your efforts are doomed to futility, let me just say that I for one completely agree with your approach, and that this is how I plan on raising my children as well. My son is only fourteen months old at present, but you can bet your bottom dollar that he will be raised in a PT-free environment. I suppose if he's bound and determined to watch them he could always see them at a friend's house and there's not much I could do about that, but I'm hoping that this can be preempted by educating him about the situation and persuading him that the PT is pretty stupid and not worth watching.
My rationale is probably the same as yours. It's not a matter of censoring the movies he watches (beyond what a responsible parent should do anyway) or trying to force my views down his throat; it's more a matter of wanting him to be able to appreciate the magic of Star Wars exactly how it was before the PT came along and ruined it. Personally, I wish to high heaven someone had prevented me from ever seeing the prequels, since it irreversibly alters the context within which the OT occurs. I know you can always say "Well just ignore the PT; problem solved!" but that's really easier said than done. Whereas pre-1999 there was a lot of mystery and intrigue involved whenever I watched Star Wars ("I wonder what the clone wars were like," etc.), I now have to make a conscious decision not to think about the official crappy backstory. So while it is possible to enjoy the OT while ignoring the PT, it's still not as interesting/exciting/magical as it was in the days of pre-1999 blissful ignorance. And that's the untainted Star Wars universe that I want my kids to experience.
Well, there's always a solution to that "watching them at a friend's house" problem, isn't there? just be like "don't go there, kid; they all say it's just party - but the things they do there... we need to talk, son".
Anyways, "ruined"? Really? I don't think so. Did Phantom Menace really ruin Empire? Did the "noooo" really ruin "your SISter"?
How about I say Star Wars ruined Empire? Because, you know, the living, breathing, relatable person in this movie that contributes so much to the fun and charm of the "bickering willtheyorwontthey" romance and goes through angst and tragedy, was basically a space princess action girl in that previous one, with a completely ludicrous hairdo at that. Do I even need to mention ROTJ?
So yea, how about we cut away the rest of the OT and just show him Em- oh wait, that's too dark for a kid, I guess. Hey, WHY SHOW YOUR KID A MOVIE WHERE A MAIN CHARACTER GETS ELECTROCUTED AND SCREAMS THROUGH THE FUCKING DOOR???!!
I mean, dunno, maybe it's just me, but I can always throw in my Matrix DVD inside my player, and enjoy the sense of "mystery" so deliciously pervading the first 40 minutes of that film - without having it "ruined" by the somewhat more humorous, campy and mundane / video game elements of the rest of the film, or the cringe-inducing ending - and certainly not the sequels with their boring soap opera shit in Zion.
Lambert Wilson is just such a joy to watch, do I care there's some horrendously acted angry commander type on the other side of the planet, at that very moment? Even Smith was somewhat over-the-top and eyeroll-inducing in this movies, yet his appearence in the first film isn't "ruined" for me, as well.
The opening scene of Star Trek 09 is just so incredibly awesome (at least until they get to Kirk's mum) and epic, and contains such a capturing sense of threat, shock and havoc, I certainly couldn't care less for the sillier elements of the rest of the movie (heck, even that inane carjack scene right after) "ruining" it somehow.
Heck, the Starfleet segment was really fun and entertaining until it got cut off by that distress signal - certainly not getting the bedroom scene with the green chick "ruined" for me by Spock in the Ice Planet.
I really love the opening shot of Star Wars, and the droid chapter on Tattoine, and the Death Star was really fun - I'm not getting that "ruined" for me by "we did it", or the horribly boring dogfight at the end.
Get what I'm saying? None of that really matters that much. Who's to say your kid will have just as much difficulty to severe their attachment to shittier movies when watching the OT, as you do? Who's to say your kids aren't a savvy bunch who'll reject cheesy, silly stuff right away and might even laugh at how retartedly the stormtroopers move about in that first movie (I certainly remember my own childhood and how I hated anything that's "childish" and "dumb", to the point I couldn't stand anything that's drawn or animated for a while - an over-the-top reaction as I've long realized, but still.)
So what if they won't like the OT from the scratch (or wouldn't have), would you have grabbed your head in despair, then? Why?
I'm hoping that this can be preempted by educating him about the situation and persuading him that the PT is pretty stupid and not worth watching.
That just made me LOL. PERSUADING him??
What, really? Are you going to start lecturing your little kids on the vast plot holes, lacking characterization and insufficient exposition coupled with lazy story structure? Or will it be more like "hey, look at Anakin there... you're a kid, too, and you shouldn't be talking with that voice, because it's really ANNOYING! and look at that double-headed guy making stupid jokes during the podrace... he's STUPID, don't you see? wait, you find him funny? well, he's STUPID!!"
Or is it gonna be more like "you see, we're supposed to root for a protagonist in a movie, and it's impossible to do so if the main character goes through a battle with an attitude identical to playing a videogame, and accomplishes everything by a series of completely random accidents - where's the drama? in the first original film, Luke's kinda introduced as a good, learning amateur planet, but never really as a trained tactical genius, and so his victory and sole survival at the end of the film, despite being the least experienced of the group, comes off as unrealistic; but that's the whole point, because Star Wars is meant to be an "escapist adventure", in space, where we live out our dreams of escaping from our bleak everyday reality and going on epic adventures, and performing amazing feets, making everyone else around draw their jaws, without also imagining the hard work and experience that go into such accomplishments - so it's good; and it's not the same as in EpI, because we never dream about stumbling through life like retards and accidentally accomplishing great things - our success in life depends on luck more than we'd like to admit, and that's the whole point, we don't DREAM about being lucky, we dream about being AWESOME and just like to think away all the major difficulties that real life might and will offer; so Anakin blowing up the donut ship isn't good, it's just STUPID"?
Hey, isn't acting out a video game kinda kid's dream, too? You're sitting there in the cockpit, hit random buttons, and then you blow up the evil ship and everyone cheers at you? Except it happens in a real environment, but any feel of genuine threat would ruin it?
I mean, you know, how about, if anything, you educate your kids on CRITICAL THINKING, and viewing a movie critically, with an eye for consistency and narrative techniques? Now THAT's an education. They'll learn to think and not be passive sheep accepting anything that's dumped on the screen, and they'll feel how such a thing pays off to oneself pretty quickly - yea, I remember somewhat discussing stuff, or stupid stuff, in a movie when I was 12, too.
Not in... "experiencing the magic of Star Wars". I mean, seriously?
In your case, you're an adult, and should be able to apply critical thought with ease; if you can't think away a bunch of new movies that meddled with the orginals' continuity, and thoughts of Jar Jar Binks always creep inside your head when you watch Luke getting his hand chopped off, your thought process isn't sufficiently developed and it's something you need to work on yourself.