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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 16-Mar-2010 10:17 PM (Edited)
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vote_for_palpatine said:

CP3S -

1) Wasn't it a total awesome move for TV's Frink to piggyback my question? I mean, by asking right after me, it's going to appear as though you were too far above me to stoop to answer my question, which of course is true, but when Mr. Awesome Frink asks, oh, hold everything because he is rather awesome. Stop the presses! TV's Frink has taken a break from doing the right thing in correcting spelling errors and moderating his gift-to-mankind, never-takes-my-sucky-suggestion topic-changing thread! I can just hear you fretting about it now - "I, CP3S, must focus my undivided attention on answering that precious, irreplaceable pillar of OT.com awesomeness, TV's Frink! What will become of this board if I displease Frink by ignoring his question? Shit! I can't let that happen!!" Man, both of you guys are so awesome!! I really could use more of your awesome, stylish behavior in my hypothetical lame scenarios! Other than all of OT.com and in fact the entire world, who needs either one of you?

2) Have you seen The Muppet Movie? It's kind of dated now but it holds up pretty well.

QFT

Author: vote_for_palpatine
Time: 16-Mar-2010 10:22 PM (Edited)
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See, and now you give Frink the first post on this page! People are going to think that was my real post!! Damn it all! DAMN IT ALL!!!

Want to book yourself or a guest on THE VFP Show? PM me!

Author: C3PX
Time: 16-Mar-2010 10:56 PM
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vote_for_palpatine said:

C3PX-

Do I have to pay a penny first?

Yes you do. That will be one penny please.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 16-Mar-2010 10:57 PM
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*penny*

First?

Author: C3PX
Time: 16-Mar-2010 10:57 PM
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TV's Frink said:

CP3S,

Same question.

Also, what happened to hot.like.CP3S?

Yes you do. That will be one penny please.

Hot.like.CP3S? No such thread ever existed to my recollection. Must have been an invention of the media. You owe me two pennies now.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 16-Mar-2010 10:57 PM
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*penny*

Second?

Author: C3PX
Time: 16-Mar-2010 11:06 PM
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vote_for_palpatine said:

C3PX -

1) Wasn't it a total dick move for TV's Frink to piggyback my question?

Yes, it was. Penny please.

What will become of this board if I displease Frink by ignoring his question?

He will shrivel up and die and the board will be free from his oppression.

Who needs either one of you?

No one needs Fink. He is my new arch nemesis, having replaced gaffer as my former arch nemesis who is now my forbidden love interest (hey, don't look at me, I don't write this stuff. I am just an actor). Everyone needs me. I am the backbone of the entire off topic section...

okay, okay, I am one of the off topic section's ribs, but they are still important.

2) Have you seen Sneakers? It's kind of dated now but it holds up pretty well.

Yes, I have. I own a few pairs in fact. I disagree with you though, I think they are absolutely timeless footware and hold up extremely well. Sometimes I wish my job permitted me to wear sneakers, but that is a bit unprofessional, so typically they are my weekend shoes.

Your total is 4 cents plus any applicable taxes.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: C3PX
Time: 16-Mar-2010 11:08 PM
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vote_for_palpatine said:

See, and now you give Frink the first post on this page! People are going to think that was my real post!! Damn it all! DAMN IT ALL!!!

Please submit your inquiry in the form of a question.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: C3PX
Time: 16-Mar-2010 11:09 PM
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TV's Frink said:

*penny*

First?

Who is

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Author: C3PX
Time: 16-Mar-2010 11:09 PM
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TV's Frink said:

*penny*

Second?

What is

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Author: TV's Frink
Time: 16-Mar-2010 11:16 PM
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*penny*

Third base?

Author: C3PX
Time: 16-Mar-2010 11:24 PM (Edited)
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TV's Frink said:

*penny*

Third base?

Groping her crotch. Or at least it was when I was kid. Only god knows what kids these days consider "third base".

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 16-Mar-2010 11:32 PM
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C3PX said:

TV's Frink said:

*penny*

Third base?

Groping her crotch. Or at least it was when I was kid. Only god knows what kids these days consider "third base".

*penny*

Two kids?

Author: Davnes007
Time: 17-Mar-2010 12:28 AM
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Speaking of 3rd base...

**penny**

If I owe taxes, will the government accept sexual favors in lieu of payment?

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Author: C3PX
Time: 17-Mar-2010 12:35 AM
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TV's Frink said:

C3PX said:

TV's Frink said:

*penny*

Third base?

Groping her crotch. Or at least it was when I was kid. Only god knows what kids these days consider "third base".

*penny*

Two kids?

No kids.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: C3PX
Time: 17-Mar-2010 12:37 AM
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Davnes007 said:

Speaking of 3rd base...

**penny**

If I owe taxes, will the government accept sexual favors in lieu of payment?

No, the government will put you in jail for bribery. And if you look as good as your avatar pic, the other inmates will accept sexual favors in lieu of dishing out beatings... if you're lucky.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: Davnes007
Time: 17-Mar-2010 12:46 AM
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**another penny**

If I'm owed a refund, should I accept sexual favours from the government?

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Author: C3PX
Time: 17-Mar-2010 1:03 AM
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No, the government is sure to disappoint. I have it on good athority that it suffers from ED.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: ferris209
Time: 17-Mar-2010 1:14 AM
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*penny*

C3PX, my new word of the week is THUNDERPICKLE!! Can you explain why?

Author: C3PX
Time: 17-Mar-2010 1:22 AM
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ferris209 said:

*penny*

C3PX, my new word of the week is THUNDERPICKLE!! Can you explain why?

I could. But I am trying really hard to keep this thread out of the X rated zone... I'll PM you the answer.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: PSYCHO_DAYV
Time: 17-Mar-2010 2:59 AM
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DAMN, I PAID A PENNY, AND MY QUESTION NEVER GOT ANSWERED.

"I'VE GROWN TIRED OF ASKING, SO THIS WILL BE THE LAST TIME..."
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Author: dark_jedi
Time: 17-Mar-2010 7:59 AM
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PSYCHO_DAYV said:

DAMN, I PAID A PENNY, AND MY QUESTION NEVER GOT ANSWERED.

Maybe NOT getting answered is your answer,think about it.

Author: TV's Frink
Time: 17-Mar-2010 9:20 AM (Edited)
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C3PX said:

TV's Frink said:

C3PX said:

TV's Frink said:

*penny*

Third base?

Groping her crotch. Or at least it was when I was kid. Only god knows what kids these days consider "third base".

*penny*

Two kids?

No kids.

No, I meant...um...I see what you did there.

^Is that a typo?

Author: C3PX
Time: 17-Mar-2010 12:56 PM (Edited)
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TV's Frink said:

No, I meant...um...I see what you did there.

When I was at third base you mean? Nothing, I usually had my eyes closed and just kind of let the hands wander. They're more likely to protest about the third base groping if you stop kissing them.

^Is that a typo?

No.

"Every time Warb sighs, an angel falls into a vat of mapel syrup." - Gaffer Tape

Author: xhonzi
Time: 17-Mar-2010 2:27 PM
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This thread is... very... educational.

IT'S MY TRILOGY, AND I WANT IT NOW!

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Rewrite the Prequels!